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the Best or Stupidest Fight Scenes Ever...all styles welcome
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best fight scene of all time:

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno


Second Best:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eDscluTJ540
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevie_B wrote:
Leslie Cheswyck wrote:
Wanderers v Ducky Boys


I fucking love this film! It is absolutely remarkable in that features every single New York cliche going AND every 50's cliche going and features some of the most ridiculous, unintentionally funny scenes in film history. Well done, sir!


I think all of the "unintentional" humor is very much intentional, over-the-top... packing in every cliche it could.
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Troll_Bait



Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Location: [T]eaching experience doesn't matter much. -Lee Young-chan (pictured)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris (from Return of the Dragon) yet.

Maybe the best wrestling match ever.

Part 1

Part 2

And this must be one of the worst fight scenes ever.

And don't miss this scene's amazing Matrix-like special effects!
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agentX



Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Location: Jeolla province

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Most blatantly homoerotic fight scene EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

Most inaccurate depiction of the British in a fight scene EVER!
Special bonus; Australian chickensuit man.
Special bonus #2: man defends himself from woman with whip by using a blow up doll.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0LQt-MoxTw

Best Amish fight scene (and yet, harrison ford's worst)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riUNuyEA6oo
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Oreovictim



Joined: 23 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You just got to love the acting in this flick!!!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=yd_1HJbMngE
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of the best chop-socky samurai action ever...here's "lone wolf and cub," the "shogun assassin" dubbed version, circa 1972.

Fun stuff...these movies rule cause the biggest ass-kicker in all Japan is this dumpy looking old guy with a baby. Much more realistic when the hero looks like crap. Must be a pretty good kendo fighter though, to be able to fake it that well...

The whole thing is there on youtube. This is the first ten minutes. Go to about four minutes in for a very impressively silly and gory fight with two guys, and then 9 minutes in for the high-body count chopping and bleeding.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qU6rNQlw9Q4&feature=related

Oh yeah---NSFW, unless you're in Japan.

This is another clip from the same series...geisha ninjas versus hardass manly ninjas. Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutal with a capital B.

NSFW anywhere.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=QK0NPOxzvR0&feature=related
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Stevie_B



Joined: 14 May 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Leslie Cheswyck wrote:
Stevie_B wrote:
Leslie Cheswyck wrote:
Wanderers v Ducky Boys


I fucking love this film! It is absolutely remarkable in that features every single New York cliche going AND every 50's cliche going and features some of the most ridiculous, unintentionally funny scenes in film history. Well done, sir!


I think all of the "unintentional" humor is very much intentional, over-the-top... packing in every cliche it could.


I could never figure out if it was meant to be a comedy or not. I mean - the Ducky Boys?!
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Stevie_B



Joined: 14 May 2008

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NSFW on account of Viggo Mortensen being naked throughout.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=32I-Nx0hdTw
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevie_B wrote:
NSFW on account of Viggo Mortensen being naked throughout.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=32I-Nx0hdTw


You just sold me with that line. I vote for anything with a naked Viggo.
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I watch a lot of martial arts movies. Some of the most memorable to me:

No laws of physics:

1. Crouching tiger fight that was already posted

2. Fight in the rain from "Hero"

3. The matrix - "I know kung fu"


Laws of physics:

Bruce Lee in the Chinese Connection
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BreakfastInBed



Joined: 16 Oct 2007
Location: Gyeonggi do

PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I think of great fight scenes this is always the first one that comes to mind
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=8voT8m_BzfU&feature=related

As for bad/funny fights, take your pick of any scene from either of these gems (nsfw -some nudity):
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2ZTflx64U
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8&feature=related

I've always been a fan of the Clouseau/Cato showdowns in the Pink Panther films too.
And virtually anything from Story of Ricky:
http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=hnjY0No4X7I&feature=related
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