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I'm a pedantic pr*ck... but here goes.
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kiwiduncan



Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Location: New Zealand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:16 pm    Post subject: I'm a pedantic pr*ck... but here goes. Reply with quote

"Your" is a possessive.

* Your desk is dirty.
* Your mother wears army boots.
* Your mink coat looks suspiciously like a cat skin.

You're = you are

* You're beginning to annoy me.
* You're the apple of my eye.
* You're a sheep molesting Antipodean (the difference being Aussies rape sheep whereas Kiwis seduce them)

There

* The car is over there, by the tree.
* There are too many pedantic nerds on this website.

"Their" is a possessive

* Koreans are very proud of their distinct 4 seasons
* They are disappointed with their President
* The children played with their kitten in the garden

They're = they are

* They're not impressed with her grammar.
* They're amused by her opinion about smoking.

and my personal favourites....

"Its" is a possessive

* The cat used its litter box.
* A robot must never harm its creator.

It's = it is

* It's very muggy today.
* It's amazing what some people will waste their time with on the internet.
* I like bokbunja. It's my favourite Korean alcohol.


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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

People don't generally make those mistakes from lack of knowledge. Its just a sort of typo. (yeah, I did it). Mistakes like "definate", on the other hand...
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oskinny1



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Right behind you!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
People don't generally make those mistakes from lack of knowledge. Its just a sort of typo. (yeah, I did it). Mistakes like "definate", on the other hand...


My favo(u)rite Dave-ism has got to be "looser".
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monkinwonderland



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

your stupid!



What? my stupid? My stupid what?


I beg to differ though. I don't think they are generally typos. I think many people are completely unaware of these distinctions and just choose there 'they're' arbitrarily. Looking at you, nolegirl
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jay-shi



Joined: 09 May 2004
Location: On tour

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then is not than.

Than is not then.
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monkinwonderland



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't need an apostrophe to make a noun plural. Apples = apple's

It's = it + is
Its = indicates possession by 'it'
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i4NI



Joined: 17 May 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oskinny1 wrote:
billybrobby wrote:
People don't generally make those mistakes from lack of knowledge. Its just a sort of typo. (yeah, I did it). Mistakes like "definate", on the other hand...


My favo(u)rite Dave-ism has got to be "looser".

That's actually everywhere on the internet. Never understood how people got that one wrong so often. The others I can see, but not 'looser.'
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm entirely aware of the rules, they're not hard, but I make those mistakes all the time. I think it is because I tend to hear myself saying my thoughts in my head (if that makes sense) before I write them down. So I'll make phonetic errors like "write" for "right" and such. I tend to catch the big ones, but "your" and "their" are not words that you focus on, so they slip by.

I'm sure somebody's done studies on the reasons why people make certain typos. There's definitely a difference between carelessness and ignorance. Generally, other people's errors are due to ignorance and mine are due to carelessness.
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monkinwonderland



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
I'm entirely aware of the rules, they're not hard, but I make those mistakes all the time. I think it is because I tend to hear myself saying my thoughts in my head (if that makes sense) before I write them down. So I'll make phonetic errors like "write" for "right" and such. I tend to catch the big ones, but "your" and "their" are not words that you focus on, so they slip by.

I'm sure somebody's done studies on the reasons why people make certain typos. There's definitely a difference between carelessness and ignorance. Generally, other people's errors are due to ignorance and mine are due to carelessness.



What's that quote - everyone driving faster than me is a maniac; everyone driving slower is an idiot.
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Guri Guy



Joined: 07 Sep 2003
Location: Bamboo Island

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While we are at it, I can't stand people misspelling "lose" or "loser" as "loose" and "looser".
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orosee



Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Location: Hannam-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bookmarked.

Please add "Hear hear!" versus "Here here!"
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orosee



Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Location: Hannam-dong, Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

orosee wrote:
Bookmarked.

Please add "Hear hear!" versus "Here here!"


Redundant request since I've clearly added it myself.

How about a contest to make a plausible sentence or paragraph that includes all mistakes mentioned so far? Could be used in class for a quiz.
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
I'm entirely aware of the rules, they're not hard, but I make those mistakes all the time. I think it is because I tend to hear myself saying my thoughts in my head (if that makes sense) before I write them down. So I'll make phonetic errors like "write" for "right" and such. I tend to catch the big ones, but "your" and "their" are not words that you focus on, so they slip by.

I'm sure somebody's done studies on the reasons why people make certain typos. There's definitely a difference between carelessness and ignorance. Generally, other people's errors are due to ignorance and mine are due to carelessness.


I don't know about that. The carelessness excuse. It wouldn't matter if I had just downed a bottle of whiskey with a crackpipe chaser while watching ultra-porn, on acid........... I still wouldn't confuse, they're, their and there. They are just three completely different words to me. I see it as like typing 'bananas' when you meant to type, 'steering wheel'.

Sorry, but I think the typo excuse is rediculous! Wink
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RyanInKorea



Joined: 17 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It has nothing to do with carelessness. It has to do with laziness. While some people simply don't know the difference, most simply don't care enough to make the effort. I truly believe they're just too lazy to use more of their brain.

Ryan
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are even more examples of this in Korean. Especially when texting, emailing, foruming and chatting online they make so many intended shortcuts, shortened words, dropped particles and other oddities that sometimes I don't even know what I'm reading - then a while later I figure it out. I hate that kind of writing style in English too, but it's a nightmare in Korean when you aren't familiar with everything. King Sejong must be turning in his grave!
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