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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| But there should be some sort of ranking system whereas people are slated for consummation. |
There is some wisdom there. Being 59 it strikes me that efficiency should be the criteria...killing and eating one 210 lb 26 year old weight lifter would provide as much meat as 2-3 scrawny old grannies. |
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agentX
Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Location: Jeolla province
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:32 am Post subject: |
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I don't know about the whole eating of pets thing. People here in Korea eat dog and even then it's a rare occurrence. You don't see cats hanging from wires in shops either, so I suppose flavor might be a reason for that.
Hypothetical scenario:
Which is better? Paying a few extra dollars to get transportation for 1 man and his 2 dobermans or rottweilers? Or 1 dead man and a pack of dobermans or rottweilers roaming the streets of a disaster area eating dead people/animals or attacking survivors and/or rescue workers? I would imagine the latter is more expense that then former. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:13 am Post subject: Re: In a disaster pets should be emergency food, not fed foo |
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Tut tut. I wasn't alluding to the German translation of 'eating'.... |
Did you look up Bernd Brandes and uncover his fate? We can certainly kill two birds with one stone. |
From this I gather you are not aware of the inspiration for that dark little number by Rammstein: http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/reise_reise/mein_teil
Mein Teil translates to 'my part' - but Teil is also slang for 'willy.' Don't you remember what happened to poor Brandes' willy? |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: Re: In a disaster pets should be emergency food, not fed foo |
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Tut tut. I wasn't alluding to the German translation of 'eating'.... |
Did you look up Bernd Brandes and uncover his fate? We can certainly kill two birds with one stone. |
From this I gather you are not aware of the inspiration for that dark little number by Rammstein: http://herzeleid.com/en/lyrics/reise_reise/mein_teil
Mein Teil translates to 'my part' - but Teil is also slang for 'willy.' Don't you remember what happened to poor Brandes' willy? |
At this point, I've lost track of the entendres and double entendres. Let's just clear it up now - how would you like to be eaten in your old age? From the top down or from the bottom up? |
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chris_J2

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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Cornfed
Joined: 14 Mar 2008
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject: Re: In a disaster pets should be emergency food, not fed foo |
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| I'd favor the aged as the next course, as those beset with diseases could pose a health risk. But there should be some sort of ranking system whereas people are slated for consummation. |
The thing is that the aged are mostly just gristle. What the situation calls for is a source of abundant high energy fatty meat that otherwise has no intrinsic value, so the obvious candidates for the pot are fat Western women. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: In a disaster pets should be emergency food, not fed foo |
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| I'd favor the aged as the next course, as those beset with diseases could pose a health risk. But there should be some sort of ranking system whereas people are slated for consummation. |
The thing is that the aged are mostly just gristle. What the situation calls for is a source of abundant high energy fatty meat that otherwise has no intrinsic value, so the obvious candidates for the pot are fat Western women. |
Oh dear, Mummy didn't love you enough? |
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chris_J2

Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: From Brisbane, Au.
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