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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BS.Dos. wrote:
Who cares which is best, it's what you do with it that counts.



That's probably the best song ever written. Let's also hear from some highly intelligent American rockers, shall we?

Tool wrote:
I have come curiously close to the end
though, beneath my self indulgent pitiful hole, defeated I concede and move closer.
I may find comfort here
I may find peace within the emptiness. How pitiful.

It's calling me
...

And in my darkest moment, fetal and weeping.
The moon tells me a secret. My confidant.
As full and bright as I am, this light is not my own
A million light reflections pass over me
Its source is bright and endless.
She resuscitates the hopeless
Without her we are lifeless satellites drifting.

And as I pull my head out
I am without one doubt
Don't want to be down here soothing my narcissism
I must crucify the ego before it's far too late
I pray the light lifts me out

Before I pine away.
...

So crucify the ego before it's far too late
To leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical

And we will come to find that we are all one mind capable of all that's imagined and unconceivable

Just let the light touch you and let the words spill through
Just let them pass right through, bringing out our hope and reason.

Before we pine away.



Tool, Reflection

Dave McK wrote:
Anyway, American English is shite..


I take profound offence at Britons sullying and humiliating our magnificent country by engaging in any/all anti-Americanism.

All concerned should be euthanized, since they are clearly wasting perfectly good oxygen.

Head up his ass wrote:
By the way American cousins, my school was built before your country was even found.

Think about this.


I thought about it, and I reached the inescapable conclusion that you are to logical thought what Nazi Germany was to Jewry.

Your argument is no different to saying "my mother was born before yours, therefore she's a better mother". Ah yes, but does your mother possess 15,000 thermonuclear weapons as opposed to a few hundred? Does your mother possess 27% of world GDP with a mere 4.5% of world population?
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DaveMcK



Joined: 22 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:

Dave McK wrote:
Anyway, American English is shite..


I take profound offence at Britons sullying and humiliating our magnificent country by engaging in any/all anti-Americanism.

All concerned should be euthanized, since they are clearly wasting perfectly good oxygen.



What an asshole you are. After my statement I made it clear I was joking. Go *beep* yourself.
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DaveMcK



Joined: 22 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:




our magnificent country



what an asshole you are. your 'country' is a shithole. roll on 2010 when we break away and leave you to rot.
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaveMcK wrote:
Justin Hale wrote:




our magnificent country



what an asshole you are. your 'country' is a shithole. roll on 2010 when we break away and leave you to rot.


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will come to their senses and declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.
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head-in-the-clouds



Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Location: London for now

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:
DaveMcK wrote:
Justin Hale wrote:




our magnificent country



what an asshole you are. your 'country' is a shithole. roll on 2010 when we break away and leave you to rot.


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.



so true Laughing Laughing Laughing
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DaveMcK



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will come to their senses and declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.


Your reply is about all that could be expected from one so ignorant of the facts. Mind you, it's not really your fault that you believe the crap that comes out of the UK government. They've been lying to us for years and will continue to lie for whatever it is they have on their agenda, to the detriment of the WHOLE of the UK.

Don't worry about Scotland; we will be just fine. In fact earlier I partly answered your question of what we export.

You seem to be pretty anti-Scottish. You have some extreme opinions on the Scottish people. I'm no more anti-English than you are anti-American. I just know for a fact that we have subsidised the UK treasury for many years and receive a relative slap in the face for our efforts so would be far better off as a nation independent of the rest of the UK.

Scotland makes up about 8.5% of the UK's population yet it contributes just under 10% of the Treasury's revenue. That excludes North Sea oil revenues which are considered to be special UK resources rather than Scottish.

The oil monies that have been squandered for 30 years by the UK government could have went a long way to changing the fact that a quarter of Scottish children live in relative poverty and perhaps they could also have raised the life expectancy of certain parts of Scotland which equates to a grand old age of 63.

In fact North Sea oil revenues are excluded from the 'subsidies' Scotland receive yet those revenues are generated using an infrastructure that is bought and paid for with Scottish money from local taxes.

In 1997 when Scotland voted for devolution the UK government annexed 3000 square miles of North Sea waters rich in oil and gas and transferred them to English jurisdiction. This is yet another example of the raping of Scotland that has subsidised the UK Treasury for 300 years.

For a nation of "disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots" I think we've done pretty well, accounting for 10% of all Nobel Prize winners.

At the time the treaty was signed in 1706, Scotland was on the verge of starvation due to years of economic sanctions imposed by Westminster. We had no option; we had to sign it. I think, as Obama puts it, the time has come for change.


And where, exactly, did I say I am an 'unintelligible Scot'?


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rusty1983



Joined: 30 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaveMcK wrote:
Justin Hale wrote:


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will come to their senses and declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.


Your reply is about all that could be expected from one so ignorant of the facts. Mind you, it's not really your fault that you believe the crap that comes out of the UK government. They've been lying to us for years and will continue to lie for whatever it is they have on their agenda, to the detriment of the WHOLE of the UK.

Don't worry about Scotland; we will be just fine. In fact earlier I partly answered your question of what we export.

You seem to be pretty anti-Scottish. You have some extreme opinions on the Scottish people. I'm no more anti-English than you are anti-American. I just know for a fact that we have subsidised the UK treasury for many years and receive a relative slap in the face for our efforts so would be far better off as a nation independent of the rest of the UK.

Scotland makes up about 8.5% of the UK's population yet it contributes just under 10% of the Treasury's revenue. That excludes North Sea oil revenues which are considered to be special UK resources rather than Scottish.

The oil monies that have been squandered for 30 years by the UK government could have went a long way to changing the fact that a quarter of Scottish children live in relative poverty and perhaps they could also have raised the life expectancy of certain parts of Scotland which equates to a grand old age of 63.

In fact North Sea oil revenues are excluded from the 'subsidies' Scotland receive yet those revenues are generated using an infrastructure that is bought and paid for with Scottish money from local taxes.

In 1997 when Scotland voted for devolution the UK government annexed 3000 square miles of North Sea waters rich in oil and gas and transferred them to English jurisdiction. This is yet another example of the raping of Scotland that has subsidised the UK Treasury for 300 years.

For a nation of "disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots" I think we've done pretty well, accounting for 10% of all Nobel Prize winners.

At the time the treaty was signed in 1706, Scotland was on the verge of starvation due to years of economic sanctions imposed by Westminster. We had no option; we had to sign it. I think, as Obama puts it, the time has come for change.


I've got no problem with Scots, but you are crap at football arent you?
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rusty1983 wrote:
DaveMcK wrote:
Justin Hale wrote:


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will come to their senses and declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.


Your reply is about all that could be expected from one so ignorant of the facts. Mind you, it's not really your fault that you believe the crap that comes out of the UK government. They've been lying to us for years and will continue to lie for whatever it is they have on their agenda, to the detriment of the WHOLE of the UK.

Don't worry about Scotland; we will be just fine. In fact earlier I partly answered your question of what we export.

You seem to be pretty anti-Scottish. You have some extreme opinions on the Scottish people. I'm no more anti-English than you are anti-American. I just know for a fact that we have subsidised the UK treasury for many years and receive a relative slap in the face for our efforts so would be far better off as a nation independent of the rest of the UK.

Scotland makes up about 8.5% of the UK's population yet it contributes just under 10% of the Treasury's revenue. That excludes North Sea oil revenues which are considered to be special UK resources rather than Scottish.

The oil monies that have been squandered for 30 years by the UK government could have went a long way to changing the fact that a quarter of Scottish children live in relative poverty and perhaps they could also have raised the life expectancy of certain parts of Scotland which equates to a grand old age of 63.

In fact North Sea oil revenues are excluded from the 'subsidies' Scotland receive yet those revenues are generated using an infrastructure that is bought and paid for with Scottish money from local taxes.

In 1997 when Scotland voted for devolution the UK government annexed 3000 square miles of North Sea waters rich in oil and gas and transferred them to English jurisdiction. This is yet another example of the raping of Scotland that has subsidised the UK Treasury for 300 years.

For a nation of "disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots" I think we've done pretty well, accounting for 10% of all Nobel Prize winners.

At the time the treaty was signed in 1706, Scotland was on the verge of starvation due to years of economic sanctions imposed by Westminster. We had no option; we had to sign it. I think, as Obama puts it, the time has come for change.


I've got no problem with Scots, but you are crap at football arent you?


I've no problem with Scots, either, and I'd say that England has been unfair to Scotland through their combined histories. That being said, I'm an American, so my opinion probably doesn't count for much.

I didn't know that Scotland had a football team! I though all they played over there was soccer.
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DaveMcK



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rusty1983 wrote:


I've got no problem with Scots, but you are crap at football arent you?


HAHAHA it's a pity we are since we invented the game, enlightened and taught the most decorated of football nations how to play it.

I put it down to the lack of confidence we have in ourselves as a nation, due to the years of negative propaganda put forth by Westminster as well as the poor economic status of many areas. Too many great football players get to the age of 18 and think there's nothing to do apart from drink and shag. A factor our population can't afford if we're to compete.
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head-in-the-clouds



Joined: 14 Oct 2008
Location: London for now

PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaveMcK wrote:
Justin Hale wrote:


Dave, dearest

You said, you admitted, earlier that you're an unintelligible Scot. As such, teaching English is no job for you. Cleaning public toilets or working at KFC, on the other hand......

Scotland's gonna break away in 2010 eh? And what's your main export gonna be - haggis? kilts? Bagpipes?

The Scottish are absolute parasites. 5 million Scots, 50 million English, all that English money that goes towards free Scottish universities, free Scottish healthcare, and yet you've the cheek, the audacity, the temerity, to spew forth anti-English and anti-American propaganda?

Hopefully the English and the Americans will come to their senses and declare Scotland part of the Axis of Evil immediately. It's the very, very least you disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots deserve.


Your reply is about all that could be expected from one so ignorant of the facts. Mind you, it's not really your fault that you believe the crap that comes out of the UK government. They've been lying to us for years and will continue to lie for whatever it is they have on their agenda, to the detriment of the WHOLE of the UK.

Don't worry about Scotland; we will be just fine. In fact earlier I partly answered your question of what we export.

You seem to be pretty anti-Scottish. You have some extreme opinions on the Scottish people. I'm no more anti-English than you are anti-American. I just know for a fact that we have subsidised the UK treasury for many years and receive a relative slap in the face for our efforts so would be far better off as a nation independent of the rest of the UK.

Scotland makes up about 8.5% of the UK's population yet it contributes just under 10% of the Treasury's revenue. That excludes North Sea oil revenues which are considered to be special UK resources rather than Scottish.

The oil monies that have been squandered for 30 years by the UK government could have went a long way to changing the fact that a quarter of Scottish children live in relative poverty and perhaps they could also have raised the life expectancy of certain parts of Scotland which equates to a grand old age of 63.

In fact North Sea oil revenues are excluded from the 'subsidies' Scotland receive yet those revenues are generated using an infrastructure that is bought and paid for with Scottish money from local taxes.

In 1997 when Scotland voted for devolution the UK government annexed 3000 square miles of North Sea waters rich in oil and gas and transferred them to English jurisdiction. This is yet another example of the raping of Scotland that has subsidised the UK Treasury for 300 years.

For a nation of "disgustingly loathsome and inbred maggots" I think we've done pretty well, accounting for 10% of all Nobel Prize winners.

At the time the treaty was signed in 1706, Scotland was on the verge of starvation due to years of economic sanctions imposed by Westminster. We had no option; we had to sign it. I think, as Obama puts it, the time has come for change.


And where, exactly, did I say I am an 'unintelligible Scot'?


Biggest load of bull I have ever had the misfortune of reading. not deserving of a full reply
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DaveMcK



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

head-in-the-clouds wrote:


Biggest load of bull I have ever had the misfortune of reading. not deserving of a full reply



Another well made argument by yourself. You should be a lawyer.
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Justin Hale



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm only winding you up, DaveMcK. Misconstrued japery. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you misconstrued the overwhelming facts of the argument.

Without Scotland there would never have been any 'land of hope and glory'.

ALBA GU BRATH!
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The Grumpy Senator



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody Scots, ruined Scotland.

-Groundskeeper Willie
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank alla all of these Brits and Scots are typing this exchange. If they were saying it, I'd never be able to understand it!
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