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Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:12 am    Post subject: I threw my cellphone into a river Reply with quote

eff it, from now on I'll write letters.
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Joe666



Joined: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Jesus it's hot down here!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why? Was the electronic device a dung pile? Just a bad day in general? A possible combination of both?
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E_athlete



Joined: 09 Jun 2009
Location: Korea sparkling

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i dropped mine in a toilet once
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Kikomom



Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome to the club.

E_athlete wrote:
i dropped mine in a toilet once

oh yea? So did Dane Cook.
http://comedians.comedycentral.com/dane-cook/videos/dane-cook---cell-phone-club
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BRAVO Very Happy

But don't tell the locals, they wouldn't understand, and think anyone without one is wangta or weird.

By the way koveras, how is that book of poetry coming along? You gotta write one about this experience.
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Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe666 wrote:
Why? Was the electronic device a dung pile? Just a bad day in general? A possible combination of both?


I was out for a stroll, fiddling with the phone in my pocket. It felt kind of heavy. The idea came to me that I should get rid of it. The idea wouldn't leave me alone. It grew and grew until it took over my whole mind, and I felt I would go mad if I didn't do something about it. So I threw my phone into a river. It felt good.

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BRAVO

But don't tell the locals, they wouldn't understand, and think anyone without one is wangta or weird.

By the way koveras, how is that book of poetry coming along? You gotta write one about this experience.


Thanks, and I'll just tell people I misplaced it. It's news to me that I'm writing a book of poetry, so I guess, to answer your question, I have to admit that it's not going very well at all.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Koveras wrote:
It's news to me that I'm writing a book of poetry, so I guess, to answer your question, I have to admit that it's not going very well at all.

you wrote a post saying you want to write a book of poems last fall

your post is still there, go back and look at it, on one of the first couple of pages of your posts, just click on your username and go back and look

maybe you were just drunk or tired or full of *beep*
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Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
Koveras wrote:
It's news to me that I'm writing a book of poetry, so I guess, to answer your question, I have to admit that it's not going very well at all.

you wrote a post saying you want to write a book of poems last fall

your post is still there, go back and look at it, on one of the first couple of pages of your posts, just click on your username and go back and look

maybe you were just drunk or tired or full of *beep*


The nearest thing I found was something I said to Cornfed when hesaid he wanted to write a book of poetry. I did say, on a much more recent thread, that I want to be an author. Whether or not I was ever planning to write such a book, I haven't. Anyway, how's life without a cell phone? What can I look forward to, besides girls giving me strange, mistrustful looks when I tell them?
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Janny



Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Location: all over the place

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Koveras, you and I would get along great. I hate cell phones.

I'm going on a mini-tour around Korea soon, and I will NOT be bringing my phone. How unfettered I will be.

What is it about us? We need to escape society?

That's cute your question about 'funny looks from girls'. I guess you'll have to find the right girl hey chappy...If I met a man who ceremoniously chucked his phone into the river, and his eyes were kind, I might fall in love.
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Insidejohnmalkovich



Joined: 11 Jan 2008
Location: Pusan

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another foreign teacher stole my cellphone four years ago: no way to prove anything unfortunately...

Anyways, since then I have never gotten a new one: almost never need it.

I tell people, "If I am at home, call me on my home telephone. If I am not at home, then I must be busy."

This makes it easy to avoid awkward conversations, too. Wink


Now if a cellphone would help me find new players for our Dungeons and Dragons game ...
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SMKOREA



Joined: 29 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice.

I tossed my (now ex) girlfriend's cell off a roof 5 stories up two weeks ago. I'm win.
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
Koveras wrote:
It's news to me that I'm writing a book of poetry, so I guess, to answer your question, I have to admit that it's not going very well at all.

you wrote a post saying you want to write a book of poems last fall



I threw my phone in a river,
for it would not make my girlfriend come hither.

Thanks to that phone,
there was no use for my bone,
and my love I was unable to give 'er.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you enjoy life without it. I've been here over ten years and have never owned a cell phone. If I feel I might need one when I go out, I bring my wife's. I use it maybe 7 or 8 times a year.
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chris_J2



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: From Brisbane, Au.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: River Reply with quote

I tossed my ex girlfriend in the river! How's that for One-upmanship!

No, I didn't really. She'd be more likely to throw me in the river!
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bassexpander wrote:
I threw my phone in a river,
for it would not make my girlfriend come hither.

Thanks to that phone,
there was no use for my bone,
and my love I was unable to give 'er.

Very Happy

I threw my phone into a river,
as a result I'm all a twitter,
thumbs a blazin'
shrunk like raisin
higher tech gigabyte litter.
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