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poeticjustice



Joined: 28 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:13 pm    Post subject: You're not going to believe this... Reply with quote

So I went to an open class today. It was at a mixed academic High School.

The highlights were:

-Foreign teacher wearing a pink cup as a pig's nose.
-Foreign teacher seemingly making it up as he was going along.
-Foreign teacher obviously suffers from severe ADD and narcissism.
-Absolutely no worthwhile English being taught for the whole lesson.
-The lesson plan was about "Nature" (?!!?) and the foreign teacher had a PPT with nothing but pictures he got from Google Images.
-Foreign teacher had to skip over the picture of two bucks gang-raping a deer.
-Foreign teacher made six or seven animal noises.
-Lesson had no structure whatsoever.
-Zero student engagement except laughter.

The kicker:

-My co-teacher leaning over to me and saying "his lessons are energetic and fun, you could learn something I think."

*Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk* *Headdesk*
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mj roach



Joined: 16 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

was the 'foreigner'
wearing over-large
white rimmed glasses?
was his name isaac??
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poeticjustice



Joined: 28 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mj roach wrote:
was the 'foreigner'
wearing over-large
white rimmed glasses?
was his name isaac??


No! But he reminded me a lot of him (personality wise).

This guy was a lanky, twenty three year old from Colorado. He's been in the business for a year or so.

I wish I had a video of it.

Come to think of it... maybe this guy does belong in a Kindergarten. Not a High School.
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andrewchon



Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was he from South Park, Co?
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CentralCali



Joined: 17 May 2007

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poeticjustice wrote:
I wish I had a video of it.


These open (demo) classes are usually videotaped. Ask your co-teacher to call his school and request a copy.
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I-am-me



Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Location: Hermit Kingdom

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is exactly what koreans like.....entertainment. You have not been in korea long enough. Who keeps their job at the end?....I place my bets on the clown. Laughing
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is many Koreans' idea of a perfect native English teacher. Act like an idiot/clown and they'll love you.

edit- Damn, I-am-me got in there first.
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marlow



Joined: 06 Feb 2005

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahem... that was MY lesson you're making fun of. Embarassed Evil or Very Mad







Yeah, not really, but I'm sure he is on Dave's.

Dumb Korean expectations of good teaching for the foreigner. Rolling Eyes
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Murakano



Joined: 10 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mj roach wrote:
was the 'foreigner'
wearing over-large
white rimmed glasses?
was his name isaac??


do you still have the link? that person is a clown of the highest order too Laughing
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:02 pm    Post subject: Re: You're not going to believe this... Reply with quote

poeticjustice wrote:

-Foreign teacher wearing a pink cup as a pig's nose.
-Foreign teacher seemingly making it up as he was going along.
-Foreign teacher obviously suffers from severe ADD and narcissism.
-Absolutely no worthwhile English being taught for the whole lesson.
-The lesson plan was about "Nature" (?!!?) and the foreign teacher had a PPT with nothing but pictures he got from Google Images.
-Foreign teacher had to skip over the picture of two bucks gang-raping a deer.
-Foreign teacher made six or seven animal noises.
-Lesson had no structure whatsoever.
-Zero student engagement except laughter.

The kicker:

-My co-teacher leaning over to me and saying "his lessons are energetic and fun, you could learn something I think."

Unfortunately, none of this is difficult to believe. Rolling Eyes
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AussieGav



Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Uijeongbu

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah one look at Korean comedy on tv will tell you that this guy has a future. Wish I had seen it.
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Chet Wautlands



Joined: 11 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey man, if you didn't like my lesson, you could have said something instead of just smiling the whole time. I put a lot of energy into it and there was LOTS of participation, except from you!

As for no structure, don't be so quick to judge. I mix things up so kids don't get bored. I make them WANT to learn!

Yes, I got my images from google and I made animal noises. I'm teaching elementary school kids! Cut me some slack. Sorry I wasn't wearing a tie!

You shook my hand and told me "great job!" after the lesson was done. Thanks a lot man...
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm forwarding this thread to Steve Shertzer.
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Pwillig



Joined: 26 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poeticjustice wrote:

Come to think of it... maybe this guy does belong in a Kindergarten. Not a High School.


Is there a difference here?
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Hornbill



Joined: 09 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I-am-me wrote:
That is exactly what koreans like.....entertainment. You have not been in korea long enough. Who keeps their job at the end?....I place my bets on the clown. Laughing


I don't need to bet, as I know which one stays. This is coming from a guy who's lost a job in Korea for simply doing his job--actually teaching something.
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