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thunderbird
Joined: 18 Aug 2009
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:02 pm Post subject: funny things your boss says |
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my boss is a really funny guy even when he isnt trying to be. some things hes said are:
tomorow many parents will come so we will have to work hardly.
if you have stress i can help you find harlet.
tonight we will eat raw fish and then we will get drunk and then we will sing.
excuxe me, many parents make me angry so today i am angryman.
sorry noisy nieghbour is problem everywhere in korea. many time i want to kill my nieghbour. |
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schlotzy
Joined: 10 Mar 2010 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:23 pm Post subject: my old boss quotes |
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haha...This lady was so funny. We totally had a love/hate relationship.
-We will teach you to get join (whhhaaaa?)
-We called the landrover (who did you call?)
-We chose you to dance because you are pretty and very slim (maybe..but I can't dance. and i really don't want in front of the entire school and parents) |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: England/Anyang
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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My boss 'You shouldn''t get hair shorter because I risk you being too handsome, all the girls will run you down'
This is more embarrassing than it is funny, really, since she said it in front of the rest of the staff.
I find the kids mistakes funnier. 'I went to jeju and I ride a *beep*' |
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The Grumpy Senator

Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Location: Up and down the 6 line
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Gotta love "English teachers" laughing at someone speaking a second language.
Grow up. |
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Kaypea
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Globutron wrote: |
My boss 'You shouldn''t get hair shorter because I risk you being too handsome, all the girls will run you down'
This is more embarrassing than it is funny, really, since she said it in front of the rest of the staff.
I find the kids mistakes funnier. 'I went to jeju and I ride a *beep*' |
Ride a what?
What does it rhyme with? Do they mean "ride a truck"? |
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Bloopity Bloop

Joined: 26 Apr 2009 Location: Seoul yo
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| The Grumpy Senator wrote: |
Gotta love "English teachers" laughing at someone speaking a second language.
Grow up. |
Gotta go with the Grumpy Senator (R). |
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dharma bum

Joined: 15 Jun 2004
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm guessing it rhymes with "lock"? and they were probably telling the truth since there's a sex museum with giant genitalia located in jeju... |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: England/Anyang
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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Oh I actually said horse without the S, but it's been edited.
As for the grow up guy - I, as I'm sure others do, make fun of people going wrong in their first language too. Just like how people make fun of people falling over. If growing up means not finding anything amusing, then I never want to grow up *flies to neverland* |
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thunderbird
Joined: 18 Aug 2009
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Globutron wrote: |
Oh I actually said horse without the S, but it's been edited.
As for the grow up guy - I, as I'm sure others do, make fun of people going wrong in their first language too. Just like how people make fun of people falling over. If growing up means not finding anything amusing, then I never want to grow up *flies to neverland* |
yeah koreans laugh when we try to speak korean. i laugh with them, whats the point in being an uptight loser? |
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annuayim
Joined: 24 Mar 2010 Location: Midwest
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| The Grumpy Senator wrote: |
Gotta love "English teachers" laughing at someone speaking a second language.
Grow up. |
Go take your pills and lay down, Gramps. You've been outside enough for today. |
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NYC_Gal

Joined: 08 Dec 2009
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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My students crack up when I speak Korean, when actually, I'm trying to help them. The think my accent is funny. If one is particularly loud about it, I point and say "Okay. What did I say in English?"
The mid-to-high-level students can say it but I make the rude one speak in English, and they usually mess it up. Then I say "I laugh? Haha? No. You are a student. I'm not laughing. You try. I try Korean. Funny? Haha? No. Do you like big homework?"
The child gets my point and never laughs when I throw in a Korean word or phrase again. If they do, they get "big homework." |
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TK421
Joined: 05 Aug 2009
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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Grumpy Senator, your name, at least the grumpy part, suits you well.
First of all, laughing at funny mistakes people make when speaking a language is part of the learning process and completely normal. When I was in France (I speak French) I said, "J'aime ca beaucoup" which means I like that very much, except I pronounced the end of beaucoup slightly wrong making it so that I said "I like that beautiful ass" instead. My French friends laughed really hard at me, and I laughed too and blushed. And I've never pronounced it wrong since.
Grow up? Why don't you grow a sense of humor? What's the use in "growing up"?And what's more, Koreans make fun or laugh at me every time I ever even attempt Korean. I probably pronounce things funny. We're not making fun of these people in mean spirit whatsoever. It's a natural to find humor in life. You should try it.
But I'm sure you're an amazingly fun guy to hang out with. The life of the party. |
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Senior
Joined: 31 Jan 2010
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Bloopity Bloop wrote: |
| The Grumpy Senator wrote: |
Gotta love "English teachers" laughing at someone speaking a second language.
Grow up. |
Gotta go with the Grumpy Senator (R). |
Not that it makes it right, but Koreans laugh at us simply for speaking their language. you don't even have to be making a hilarious mistake. They will laugh simply because you are speaking Korean. That is much worse than laughing at stuff that is genuinely funny, even if a little mean. |
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schlotzy
Joined: 10 Mar 2010 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Ahh it's all in good fun!! It's totally part of the learning process. It happens all over the world where different languages are spoken. A lot of the time the person will laugh with you if you tell them the meaning of what they said. |
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Solarian
Joined: 12 Nov 2009
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Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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My boss says I should come to work on time and do my job. I think that's pretty funny  |
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