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| Fraud (degree, money etc.) |
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2% |
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| Assault (fight, road rage etc.) |
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23% |
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| Controlled Substances |
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19% |
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| Tax Evasion |
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17% |
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| Visa Infraction |
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8% |
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| Other |
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28% |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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It would definitely be for assaulting a-hole ajosshis.
The only reason I didn't a few times was because I know that they will lie through their teeth and the police will believe them
I almost chose "controlled substances" but I couldn't find any in Korea |
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redaxe
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Globutron wrote: |
| Rape, here. |
Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea? |
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Poltergeist
Joined: 03 Sep 2010
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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The only answer in this thread that's even remotely funny/clever.
Congratulations. |
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ThingsComeAround
Joined: 07 Nov 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Poltergeist wrote: |
The only answer in this thread that's even remotely funny/clever.
Congratulations. |
Thanks 
Merry Christmas! |
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tatertot
Joined: 21 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:56 am Post subject: |
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| redaxe wrote: |
| Globutron wrote: |
| Rape, here. |
Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea? |
Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... |
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Bondrock
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:19 am Post subject: |
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| tatertot wrote: |
| redaxe wrote: |
| Globutron wrote: |
| Rape, here. |
Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea? |
Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... |
Yea,right. Like that's gonna happen.... |
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earthquakez
Joined: 10 Nov 2010
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:32 am Post subject: Re: Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be f |
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| This is just a hypothetical question. IF you ever got convicted in Korea what would it be for? |
Now this IS trolling for personal information, possibly with a view to causing trouble down the track for posters here. In a different thread somebody got the wind up because I asked for a clue or two about their rotten hagwon.
But I am not a recuiter, hagwon owner, Korean etc etc. I can't be so sure FDNY isn't, this thread smacks of the voyeurism I've found some of the more narrow minded Koreans I've encountered have. Why don't you stick to the law and not worry about 'hypothetical' situations. |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:35 am Post subject: |
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| Bondrock wrote: |
| tatertot wrote: |
| redaxe wrote: |
| Globutron wrote: |
| Rape, here. |
Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea? |
Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... |
Yea,right. Like that's gonna happen.... |
No... No I was just saying rape, here. Rape is here. You missed it though. |
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Steelrails
Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:05 am Post subject: |
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Smuggling Deodorant
Buying counterfeit crap
Bootlegging
Failing to submit form HS-594 by the proper date as per Regulation 46-C, Paragraph B.
Busted at some sort of underground event involving gambling on some sort of animal race/violent sport.
Burning down my apartment because I left the iron on |
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calicoe
Joined: 23 Dec 2008
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:38 am Post subject: |
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For pushing or hitting back some drunk adjusshi who thinks it is his god-given right to hit or strike some woman he doesn't know in public for some perceived slight against his manhood or the nation.
I've already instructed my friends to bring me fresh fruit in prison. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:16 am Post subject: |
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| Public gay sex. |
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Died By Bear
Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:08 am Post subject: |
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| Public gay sex. |
xristos ke panageamou...  |
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Sector7G
Joined: 24 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:24 am Post subject: |
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you forgot to add child molestation....
have you seen some of the weirdos working here???? |
Uh, what exactly does a perv look like? Besides, isn't that charge actually extremely rare among ESL teachers here? |
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Globutron
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:31 am Post subject: |
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| Sector7G wrote: |
| carleverson wrote: |
you forgot to add child molestation....
have you seen some of the weirdos working here???? |
Uh, what exactly does a perv look like? Besides, isn't that charge actually extremely rare among ESL teachers here? |
http://crabbygolightly.com/images/jackson_mug.jpg |
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Sector7G
Joined: 24 May 2008
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:42 am Post subject: |
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I was going to say, no, that's what a convicted perv looks like, but actually I think he beat the rap. Besides, I have not seen anyone in Korea bearing those features.
Anyway, my first point still stands-how can you tell what evil lurks in a person's mind just by looking at them? My second point stands too, I think. Despite the highly publicized case a few years back it is extremely rare, right? |
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