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Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be for?
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If you got busted, it would be for:
Fraud (degree, money etc.)
2%
 2%  [ 1 ]
Assault (fight, road rage etc.)
23%
 23%  [ 11 ]
Controlled Substances
19%
 19%  [ 9 ]
Tax Evasion
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
Visa Infraction
8%
 8%  [ 4 ]
Other
28%
 28%  [ 13 ]
Total Votes : 46

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redaxe



Joined: 01 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would definitely be for assaulting a-hole ajosshis.

The only reason I didn't a few times was because I know that they will lie through their teeth and the police will believe them

I almost chose "controlled substances" but I couldn't find any in Korea
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redaxe



Joined: 01 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Globutron wrote:
Rape, here.


Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea?
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Poltergeist



Joined: 03 Sep 2010

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThingsComeAround wrote:
being a Communist

get your KJI shirts here!

http://www.zazzle.com/kim+jong+il+gifts


The only answer in this thread that's even remotely funny/clever.

Congratulations.
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ThingsComeAround



Joined: 07 Nov 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poltergeist wrote:
ThingsComeAround wrote:
being a Communist

get your KJI shirts here!

http://www.zazzle.com/kim+jong+il+gifts


The only answer in this thread that's even remotely funny/clever.

Congratulations.


Thanks Laughing

Merry Christmas!
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tatertot



Joined: 21 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

redaxe wrote:
Globutron wrote:
Rape, here.


Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea?

Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... Laughing
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Bondrock



Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Location: ^_^

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tatertot wrote:
redaxe wrote:
Globutron wrote:
Rape, here.


Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea?

Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... Laughing


Yea,right. Like that's gonna happen....
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earthquakez



Joined: 10 Nov 2010

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:32 am    Post subject: Re: Hypothetically, If You Got Convicted, What would it be f Reply with quote

FDNY wrote:
This is just a hypothetical question. IF you ever got convicted in Korea what would it be for?


Now this IS trolling for personal information, possibly with a view to causing trouble down the track for posters here. In a different thread somebody got the wind up because I asked for a clue or two about their rotten hagwon.

But I am not a recuiter, hagwon owner, Korean etc etc. I can't be so sure FDNY isn't, this thread smacks of the voyeurism I've found some of the more narrow minded Koreans I've encountered have. Why don't you stick to the law and not worry about 'hypothetical' situations.
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Globutron



Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bondrock wrote:
tatertot wrote:
redaxe wrote:
Globutron wrote:
Rape, here.


Care to explain how exactly one would get convicted for rape in Korea?

Well, you'd have to be sober, for starters... Laughing


Yea,right. Like that's gonna happen....


No... No I was just saying rape, here. Rape is here. You missed it though.
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Steelrails



Joined: 12 Mar 2009
Location: Earth, Solar System

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smuggling Deodorant
Buying counterfeit crap
Bootlegging
Failing to submit form HS-594 by the proper date as per Regulation 46-C, Paragraph B.
Busted at some sort of underground event involving gambling on some sort of animal race/violent sport.
Burning down my apartment because I left the iron on
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calicoe



Joined: 23 Dec 2008
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For pushing or hitting back some drunk adjusshi who thinks it is his god-given right to hit or strike some woman he doesn't know in public for some perceived slight against his manhood or the nation.

I've already instructed my friends to bring me fresh fruit in prison.
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daskalos



Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Public gay sex.
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Died By Bear



Joined: 13 Jul 2010
Location: On the big lake they call Gitche Gumee

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

daskalos wrote:
Public gay sex.



xristos ke panageamou... Shocked
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Sector7G



Joined: 24 May 2008

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

carleverson wrote:
you forgot to add child molestation....

have you seen some of the weirdos working here????


Uh, what exactly does a perv look like? Besides, isn't that charge actually extremely rare among ESL teachers here?
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Globutron



Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Location: England/Anyang

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sector7G wrote:
carleverson wrote:
you forgot to add child molestation....

have you seen some of the weirdos working here????


Uh, what exactly does a perv look like? Besides, isn't that charge actually extremely rare among ESL teachers here?


http://crabbygolightly.com/images/jackson_mug.jpg
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Sector7G



Joined: 24 May 2008

PostPosted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Globutron wrote:
Sector7G wrote:


Uh, what exactly does a perv look like?


http://crabbygolightly.com/images/jackson_mug.jpg


I was going to say, no, that's what a convicted perv looks like, but actually I think he beat the rap. Besides, I have not seen anyone in Korea bearing those features.

Anyway, my first point still stands-how can you tell what evil lurks in a person's mind just by looking at them? My second point stands too, I think. Despite the highly publicized case a few years back it is extremely rare, right?
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