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[interestedinhanguk]

Panda's hilarious.

[rumdiary]

Q. What's the difference between Panda and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

[Robbo]

maybe Panda needs a Rabbit

A duck, a farmer and a pitchfork walk into a bar; the barman says, "what is this, some kind of joke?

Lately my personal favorite was on the "Do you hate hipsters thread". I hate to steal it but it is worth repeating:

How many Hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I could tell you but it's such an obscure number you've probably never heard of it.
(my apologies to the original poster; hilarious though)

[rumdiary]

[darkjedidave]

What did the blind, deaf, mute, paraplegic kid get for Christmas?






Cancer

[Panda]

[Robbo]

I am more endeared to Panda by the second.

If "con" is the opposite of "pro"

What's the opposite of "progress"?

[Robbo]

An old penguin muslim Korean apologist Dave's poster walks into a bar, and, I don't know...

[Stalin84]

Why can nobody truly have a good relationship with a woman?

...Because nobody has a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

[loveless]

a brit, an aussie and panda get lost near some farmland. they are cold, hungry, dumbfounded and tired. they wander onto a farm and walk up to the farm house in seek of shelter. the farmer answers the door and tells them that they cannot sleep in his house but there is a little space for them with the cows and pigs in his barn. they are so tired that they accept his offer. they go into the barn and find a spot next to the cows and pigs.

after about 90 minutes, the farmer hears a knock on his door. it's the brit saying: 'please, kind sir, the stench in the barn is just too vile for me to sleep! i beg you, may i sleep on the floor in your house.' the kind farmer obliges.

after another 30 minutes, the farmer again hears a knock on his door. it's the aussie crying: 'please, kind sir, the reek is just too vile for me to sleep! i beg you, may i sleep on the floor in your house.' the kind farmer obliges.

after about another 15 minutes, the farmer once again hears a knock on his door. he opens the door and sees all the cows and pigs standing there.

[asylum seeker]

Why did the man who liked smoking cigarettes go to the horse race?

말보러

[NYC_Gal 2.0]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom.

[loveless]

panda: 'knock, knock?'
handsome ass: 'who's there?'
panda: 'panda.'
handsome ass: 'go *beep* yourself.'

[rumdiary]

Loveless decided that he had had enough of acting like a crazy loon all the time, so he decided to visit a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," he pleaded. "It's gotten so that every time I date one of my coworkers I scare her away with all my crazy babble and then I start threads about in on Dave's and make myself look like an even bigger ass. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

"I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter."

"NO!!!" exclaimed Loveless. "I want you to fix it so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward!"

[DorkothyParker]

A male magnet walks into a bar. Immediately, he is attracted to a female magnet sitting across the room. Unfortunately, he found her rather repulsive from the front.

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Some helium floats into a bar. "Sorry," said the bartender, " we don't serve noble gases here." The helium doesn't react.