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ghostrider



Joined: 27 Jun 2011

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Arrive a fatty. Leave with a hottie."
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ND: When you're tired of striking out with bikini-clad beach bunnies.

"Oh give me a home..."
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Gorf



Joined: 25 Jun 2011

PostPosted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about

"North Dakota, where poorly dressed white men go to pick up fat minorities and moms with partial facial paralysis"
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Lunar Groove Gardener



Joined: 05 Jan 2005
Location: 1987 Subaru

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1. DUDE, you *beep*, you're a freaking legend in North Dakota!
OMFG my f%$&*#g head hurts. Delete those m$#%&rF@#%&^g
photos.

2. Visit Pork Pagoda

3. Homely, lonesome humans welcome

4. Cheap Alcohol, Quikie Mart Jimmy caps, Low rent hotels:
Safe sex never felt so dangerous. North Dakota!

5. North Dakota: Sure you can buy me another drink!
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Avoid disappointment: Lower your standards.

Striking out with the ladies? There's always rohypnol...
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lawyertood



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ND: 672,591 people and SOME OF THEM is WIMMIN!
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matthews_world



Joined: 15 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

North Dakota - The place to escape to when the sheep start to look the same.
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