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ghostrider
Joined: 27 Jun 2011
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:43 am Post subject: |
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| "Arrive a fatty. Leave with a hottie." |
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flakfizer

Joined: 12 Nov 2004 Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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ND: When you're tired of striking out with bikini-clad beach bunnies.
"Oh give me a home..." |
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Gorf
Joined: 25 Jun 2011
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:49 am Post subject: |
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How about
"North Dakota, where poorly dressed white men go to pick up fat minorities and moms with partial facial paralysis" |
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Lunar Groove Gardener
Joined: 05 Jan 2005 Location: 1987 Subaru
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:43 am Post subject: |
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1. DUDE, you *beep*, you're a freaking legend in North Dakota!
OMFG my f%$&*#g head hurts. Delete those m$#%&rF@#%&^g
photos.
2. Visit Pork Pagoda
3. Homely, lonesome humans welcome
4. Cheap Alcohol, Quikie Mart Jimmy caps, Low rent hotels:
Safe sex never felt so dangerous. North Dakota!
5. North Dakota: Sure you can buy me another drink! |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Avoid disappointment: Lower your standards.
Striking out with the ladies? There's always rohypnol... |
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lawyertood

Joined: 17 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul, Incheon and the World--working undercover for the MOJ
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| ND: 672,591 people and SOME OF THEM is WIMMIN! |
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matthews_world
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| North Dakota - The place to escape to when the sheep start to look the same. |
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