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thomas pars
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
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 Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:59 pm Post subject: Gym soap thief. prepare to die. |
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It never fails. I turn my back for a minute. Putt away my shoes. And then you strike. And my soap is never seen again. I just don't understand it. Is soap really that expensive that it warrants stealing mine?
Well gym soap stealer.
I am going to plant another shampoo bottle just for you. I know what brands you like. You won't be able to help yourself. But this time its got a special ingredient just for you. Top Secret. I can't wait for you to find it. Steal it. And use it. You're in for a big surprise. Just wait. |
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crescent
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: yes.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| real sham-poo? |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:00 am Post subject: |
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What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
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pkang0202
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| Don't gyms usually have their own soap? why do you have to bring your own? |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
Nah...snapping someone with a towel is fine.
It's when it has a metal ring in it...then it's a no-no. |
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Stan Rogers
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| OP it's time to buy some soap on a rope. |
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transmogrifier
Joined: 02 Jan 2012
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe he has a crush on you and just wants your smell with him all day? |
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tardisrider
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| lol this thread is awesome. Please inform us of the results afterward. |
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The Cosmic Hum
Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
Flakfizer has an acutely keen sense of humor.  |
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Skippy
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Daejeon
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| The Cosmic Hum wrote: |
| tardisrider wrote: |
| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
Flakfizer has an acutely keen sense of humor. |
I see it, I see it too. For those that want to know....
Darn can not find it. Found a thread that commented on the thread.
My advice is avoid harsh chemicals like NAIR, but I think some dye would be fun! Blood RED or PINK. |
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