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thomas pars
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
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 Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:59 pm Post subject: Gym soap thief. prepare to die. |
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It never fails. I turn my back for a minute. Putt away my shoes. And then you strike. And my soap is never seen again. I just don't understand it. Is soap really that expensive that it warrants stealing mine?
Well gym soap stealer.
I am going to plant another shampoo bottle just for you. I know what brands you like. You won't be able to help yourself. But this time its got a special ingredient just for you. Top Secret. I can't wait for you to find it. Steal it. And use it. You're in for a big surprise. Just wait. |
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crescent
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: yes.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:18 am Post subject: |
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| real sham-poo? |
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andrewchon
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Location: Back in Oz. Living in ISIS Aust.
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:00 am Post subject: |
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What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
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pkang0202
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| Don't gyms usually have their own soap? why do you have to bring your own? |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
Nah...snapping someone with a towel is fine.
It's when it has a metal ring in it...then it's a no-no. |
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Stan Rogers
Joined: 20 Aug 2010
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| OP it's time to buy some soap on a rope. |
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transmogrifier
Joined: 02 Jan 2012
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe he has a crush on you and just wants your smell with him all day? |
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tardisrider
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
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Zyzyfer
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?
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| Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| lol this thread is awesome. Please inform us of the results afterward. |
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The Cosmic Hum
Joined: 09 May 2003
Location: Sonic Space
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| Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:00 am Post subject: |
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| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
Flakfizer has an acutely keen sense of humor.  |
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Skippy
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Daejeon
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| The Cosmic Hum wrote: |
| tardisrider wrote: |
| flakfizer wrote: |
What's the secret ingredient - Nair?
Whatever you do, do not exact your vengeance by snapping him with a towel. |
I see what you did there. |
Flakfizer has an acutely keen sense of humor. |
I see it, I see it too. For those that want to know....
Darn can not find it. Found a thread that commented on the thread.
My advice is avoid harsh chemicals like NAIR, but I think some dye would be fun! Blood RED or PINK. |
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holydiver
Joined: 08 Feb 2010
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| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't gyms usually have their own soap? why do you have to bring your own? |
my gyms shower room is usually stocked with bars of soap but id rather not use a bar covered in pubes and ass hairs. |
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fosterman
Joined: 16 Nov 2011
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I don't know what's worse, the shampoo stealer
or the guy who blow dries his nuts and bushes his pubes with the communal hair brush, and just puts the hairbrush back in the basket like its not a big deal!
WHO DOES THAT? OMG!
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| As strange as I find it when guys blow dry their pubic hair (I've been told Korean women, even the young hot ones, do it too), as long as the hairdryer makes no contact with their body I don't consider it as bad as stealing/sharing soap. |
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