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[peppermint]

Check this site out:

http://www.youth.go.kr/English/circumstance/things.asp

[jajdude]

That read is give me pain so much.

[turtlepi1]

I was still left wondering if pepperment leant her vibrator to a girl under 18 or if the babysitter "found" it, if Peppermint would end up in prison for 3 years?

(mmmm...female prison catfights...)

Just kidding Peppermint...that was one really bad website...not nearly as bad as this follow-up but hey...what can you expect with all that talk about sex toys...

[Ya-ta Boy]

So ESLers can teach people how to use these products? Would that be before or after English class?

[trigger123]

holey moley!
what the hell is an 'injection condom'?
or a 'Motor ticking type women's body model masturbation tool '?
maybe i missed something in my sex ed' class...
not sure which is scarier, the level of english or the medieval sex toys

'Vacuum men's sexual organ enlarging machines'!

[mindmetoo]

Man. I used to do a lot of editing for the Seoul city tourism site. My job was to take English translated from Korean and "smooth" it out. That's the level of English I got to work with. Sometimes I felt like telling them "You know it would be easier if you just gave me the topic and let me research and write it myself. The job would go quicker than trying to decode what's written." There's something incredibly hard about trying to edit really, really bad English.

[Real Reality]

'Vacuum men's sexual organ enlarging machines'

trigger123,
That is British English. Do you remember Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? He had one.


[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Guard: One Swedish-made *beep* enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made *beep* enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made *beep* enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made *beep* Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
Memorable Quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
http://www.garnersclassics.com/qaustin.htm

[ajuma]

Looks like they used a lot of "babelfish"!

But I don't quite see how these things are bad for "youths". Better to use one of the "devices" than to get their girl pregnant!!!

[JongnoGuru]

[thorin]

I can't wait until they translate this one:

http://toilet.or.kr/

[peemil]

Just run some of it through Babelfish... This is how some of it will turn out...

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What the bloody hell was this...

one construction work nothing death by fire market

[JongnoGuru]

[chronicpride]

What are you guys sitting around and talking about this for? I smell a private gig here!