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peppermint

Joined: 13 May 2003 Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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That read is give me pain so much. |
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turtlepi1

Joined: 15 Jun 2004 Location: Abu Dhabi, UAE
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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I was still left wondering if pepperment leant her vibrator to a girl under 18 or if the babysitter "found" it, if Peppermint would end up in prison for 3 years?
(mmmm...female prison catfights...)
Just kidding Peppermint...that was one really bad website...not nearly as bad as this follow-up but hey...what can you expect with all that talk about sex toys...  |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:08 am Post subject: |
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So ESLers can teach people how to use these products? Would that be before or after English class? |
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trigger123

Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Location: TALKING TO STRANGERS, IN A BETTER PLACE
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:12 am Post subject: |
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holey moley!
what the hell is an 'injection condom'?
or a 'Motor ticking type women's body model masturbation tool '?
maybe i missed something in my sex ed' class...
not sure which is scarier, the level of english or the medieval sex toys
'Vacuum men's sexual organ enlarging machines'! |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:26 am Post subject: |
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Man. I used to do a lot of editing for the Seoul city tourism site. My job was to take English translated from Korean and "smooth" it out. That's the level of English I got to work with. Sometimes I felt like telling them "You know it would be easier if you just gave me the topic and let me research and write it myself. The job would go quicker than trying to decode what's written." There's something incredibly hard about trying to edit really, really bad English. |
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Real Reality
Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:20 am Post subject: |
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'Vacuum men's sexual organ enlarging machines'
trigger123,
That is British English. Do you remember Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery? He had one.
[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Guard: One Swedish-made *beep* enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made *beep* enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card for Swedish-made *beep* enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made *beep* Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.
Memorable Quotes from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
http://www.garnersclassics.com/qaustin.htm |
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ajuma

Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:13 am Post subject: |
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Looks like they used a lot of "babelfish"!
But I don't quite see how these things are bad for "youths". Better to use one of the "devices" than to get their girl pregnant!!! |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:24 am Post subject: |
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mindmetoo wrote: |
Man. I used to do a lot of editing for the Seoul city tourism site. My job was to take English translated from Korean and "smooth" it out. That's the level of English I got to work with. Sometimes I felt like telling them "You know it would be easier if you just gave me the topic and let me research and write it myself. The job would go quicker than trying to decode what's written." There's something incredibly hard about trying to edit really, really bad English. |
You're looking at it all wrong. As I see it, it's not 'really, really bad English' -- it's not "English" at all. It's Korean (sentences) written with English words. |
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thorin

Joined: 14 Apr 2003
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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I can't wait until they translate this one:
http://toilet.or.kr/ |
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peemil

Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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Just run some of it through Babelfish... This is how some of it will turn out...
The Kyonggi-Do public lavatory symposium was held from the thread of 1st Kyonggi-Do public lavatory symposium 2004 December 1st afternoon 2:00 condition small and medium enterprise overview support center conferences. From this time symposium where also Pak Sinhung is started in greeting of the environment director of a bureau Jo Ui Hyun (the mountain the laboratory major general whom it sees) Kim Gyo Won (water source hour toilet culture charge) toilet policy, Yi Jae Joon (to the high position child the Sea representative director) hygienic maintenance civil official method of the toilet, Baeg Hong Sig (one construction work nothing death by fire market) the contents of the public lavatory plan back which considers the maintenance civil official was announced the announcement against the efficient plan of the maintenance civil official with start. The announcement contents of this time symposium makes and the beautiful toilet my Un of the justification it goes over and more concrete maintenance civil official methods to be presented in form of every nyu Ul, also from design phase it will be able to approach from the side which is a consideration of the user and the manager in order, the fact that the concrete plan presentation plan guide back is proposed feature and (announcement contents data thread reference) to at this symposium with the provincial toilet person in charge the beautiful toilet prize winner back 200 dawn attended. 1st Kyonggi-Do President and the Kyonggi-Do hand crane the public subscription time of war common sense Korean toilet association Heartwood virtue which searches the beautiful toilet kyu it serves the branch office and it is a symposium and is advanced and from the award which this meritorious honoring of the back Baeg Hong Sig (Hanhwa hyep it is cung the committee/one construction work nothing death by fire market), Joo Mal Gab (water source hour), Kim Jin Gyung (exaltation hour), Gwag Jin Hoon (light hour), Yi Jung Soo (poetical inspiration hour) it wins, Ansong rest the smallness (object) it began and the toilet of 28 places Kyonggi-Do was selected at the beautiful toilet and it was won and. (data thread reference) this time public subscription criminal record to relate the toilet which is beautiful it sold and neyl time of war, with the beautiful toilet anger step house back the together at the world-wide beginning one calendar was produced beautiful toilet with subject and it pulled the interest of the participants.
What the bloody hell was this...
one construction work nothing death by fire market |
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JongnoGuru

Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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peemil wrote: |
one construction work nothing death by fire market |
Good. Now show us the secret handshake. |
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chronicpride

Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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What are you guys sitting around and talking about this for? I smell a private gig here!  |
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