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mithridates
Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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It's easy! You've got photobucket so log in, select the picture and edit it to 75% of the size it is now.
¥��~ and you're done. |
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Ryst Helmut
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:37 pm Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion |
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| Daechidong Waygookin wrote: |
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4 months after moving into my neighbourhood one of the local ajummas actually acknowledged my existence (rather than walking past eyes averted as they all normally do).
It was because I was ripping feathers out of the corpse of a roadkill pigeon on the street. I think she thought I was gonna be using them for some kind of pagan sacrifice. Well, she was right: Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them.
The look of horror on her face was priceless. Thrice she muttered, "But it is dead," and three times I replied: "You are right."
After that the crock crowed. |
Um, this is an example of someone who SHOULDNT be teaching in Korea ... or anywhere else for that matter. |
Hear hear DW.
Now where is that beloved "freaky waegook thread"? May we cut-and-paste?
Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?
!shoosh
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?
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Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it. |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| red dog wrote: |
Ryst Helmut wrote:
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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?
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Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it. |
I have killed many a bird of varied description while barreling dow the road. They fly straight up, and the front of the car is a bigger target than just the wheels. |
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Leslie Cheswyck
Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile
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| Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:27 pm Post subject: |
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| red dog wrote: |
Ryst Helmut wrote:
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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?
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Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it. |
And sometimes they don't.
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canadian_in_korea
Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:36 am Post subject: |
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Funny  Don't worry about disease..I had a vast collection of dead birds wings, feathers etc as a kid and I turned out fine...
Stuff it. put it on your mantelpiece. Ever had pigeon pie? Its good. |
I was at a restaurant in Winnipeg and they had pigeon on their menu...I was shocked....I thought pigeons carried gonarrhea.. ...oh well I guess it was someone just pullin my leg... |
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skinhead
Joined: 11 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:20 am Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion |
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| deffo wrote: |
4 months after moving into my neighbourhood one of the local ajummas actually acknowledged my existence (rather than walking past eyes averted as they all normally do).
It was because I was ripping feathers out of the corpse of a roadkill pigeon on the street. I think she thought I was gonna be using them for some kind of pagan sacrifice. Well, she was right: Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them.
The look of horror on her face was priceless. Thrice she muttered, "But it is dead," and three times I replied: "You are right."
After that the crock crowed. |
this is a goodfernuttin' stinkin' foot warmer
Who is it? Sooo familiar. |
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sumundur
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Location: Seoul
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| The other day I picked up a dead rat and took out my pocket knife to skin it. I thought the kids at school could make cool, furry, hand phone accessories from it. Imagine my shock when people looked at me like I was a freak!! What is wrong with people? I'm totally with you on this one Deffo, um, or I'm just full of crap, and think you are one sick puppy. I mean, couldn't you just go to HomePlus or something and shell out the 500 won for some feathers??!! BTW, are you from Canada? |
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Maugrim
Joined: 10 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| The problem with this thread is that, the first guy was funny, and the rest of you aren't. |
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deffo
Joined: 10 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Jeez, ain't that the thing about satire:
It puts the cat among the pigeons. |
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casey's moon
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: Daejeon
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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My favourite thread so far in 2005, BY FAR.
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Daechidong Waygookin
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Location: No Longer on Dave's. Ive quit.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| The problem with this thread is that, the first guy was funny, and the rest of you aren't. |
Yes. Just like a serial killer is funny in the "torture and kill small animals" way. So funny. Dahmer was a comedian wasnt he. Didnt he also rip feathers off dead birds? Im sure he went through that stage in his progression to serial killer of the decade status. |
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Daechidong Waygookin
Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Location: No Longer on Dave's. Ive quit.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Jeez, ain't that the thing about satire:
It puts the cat among the pigeons. |
satire is funny, when its funny. When its not funny, its just not funny. Yours wasnt funny. |
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deffo
Joined: 10 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:20 am Post subject: |
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satire is funny, when its funny. When its not funny, its just not funny. Yours wasnt funny. |
Now I'm sure, DW, if you were to get it translated into pidgin... |
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ajuma
Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:27 am Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion |
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| deffo wrote: |
| Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them. |
I almost fell out of my chair, laughing at this one!!!! The images that came to mind!!!!! |
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