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mithridates



Joined: 03 Mar 2003
Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's easy! You've got photobucket so log in, select the picture and edit it to 75% of the size it is now.

¥��~ and you're done.
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Ryst Helmut



Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion Reply with quote

Daechidong Waygookin wrote:
deffo wrote:
4 months after moving into my neighbourhood one of the local ajummas actually acknowledged my existence (rather than walking past eyes averted as they all normally do).

It was because I was ripping feathers out of the corpse of a roadkill pigeon on the street. I think she thought I was gonna be using them for some kind of pagan sacrifice. Well, she was right: Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them.

The look of horror on her face was priceless. Thrice she muttered, "But it is dead," and three times I replied: "You are right."

After that the crock crowed.


Um, this is an example of someone who SHOULDNT be teaching in Korea ... or anywhere else for that matter.



Hear hear DW.

Now where is that beloved "freaky waegook thread"? May we cut-and-paste?

Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?

!shoosh

Ryst
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red dog



Joined: 31 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ryst Helmut wrote:

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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?


Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it.
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red dog wrote:
Ryst Helmut wrote:

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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?


Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it.


I have killed many a bird of varied description while barreling dow the road. They fly straight up, and the front of the car is a bigger target than just the wheels.
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Leslie Cheswyck



Joined: 31 May 2003
Location: University of Western Chile

PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

red dog wrote:
Ryst Helmut wrote:

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Oh, by the way...I've never associated birds with roadkill. Aren't they normally in the air by the time a vehicle comes about?


Sometimes people leave food in the streets and birds get killed trying to eat it.


And sometimes they don't.
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canadian_in_korea



Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
Funny Laughing Don't worry about disease..I had a vast collection of dead birds wings, feathers etc as a kid and I turned out fine...
Stuff it. put it on your mantelpiece. Ever had pigeon pie? Its good.



I was at a restaurant in Winnipeg and they had pigeon on their menu...I was shocked....I thought pigeons carried gonarrhea..Razz...oh well I guess it was someone just pullin my leg...Razz
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skinhead



Joined: 11 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:20 am    Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion Reply with quote

deffo wrote:
4 months after moving into my neighbourhood one of the local ajummas actually acknowledged my existence (rather than walking past eyes averted as they all normally do).

It was because I was ripping feathers out of the corpse of a roadkill pigeon on the street. I think she thought I was gonna be using them for some kind of pagan sacrifice. Well, she was right: Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them.

The look of horror on her face was priceless. Thrice she muttered, "But it is dead," and three times I replied: "You are right."

After that the crock crowed.
this is a goodfernuttin' stinkin' foot warmer Laughing

Who is it? Sooo familiar. Razz
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sumundur



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other day I picked up a dead rat and took out my pocket knife to skin it. I thought the kids at school could make cool, furry, hand phone accessories from it. Imagine my shock when people looked at me like I was a freak!! What is wrong with people? I'm totally with you on this one Deffo, um, or I'm just full of crap, and think you are one sick puppy. I mean, couldn't you just go to HomePlus or something and shell out the 500 won for some feathers??!! BTW, are you from Canada?
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Maugrim



Joined: 10 Nov 2003

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem with this thread is that, the first guy was funny, and the rest of you aren't.
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deffo



Joined: 10 Nov 2004

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jeez, ain't that the thing about satire:

It puts the cat among the pigeons.
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casey's moon



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing My favourite thread so far in 2005, BY FAR.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Daechidong Waygookin



Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Location: No Longer on Dave's. Ive quit.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maugrim wrote:
The problem with this thread is that, the first guy was funny, and the rest of you aren't.


Yes. Just like a serial killer is funny in the "torture and kill small animals" way. So funny. Dahmer was a comedian wasnt he. Didnt he also rip feathers off dead birds? Im sure he went through that stage in his progression to serial killer of the decade status.
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Daechidong Waygookin



Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Location: No Longer on Dave's. Ive quit.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deffo wrote:
Jeez, ain't that the thing about satire:

It puts the cat among the pigeons.


satire is funny, when its funny. When its not funny, its just not funny. Yours wasnt funny.
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deffo



Joined: 10 Nov 2004

PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daechidong Waygookin wrote:


satire is funny, when its funny. When its not funny, its just not funny. Yours wasnt funny.


Now I'm sure, DW, if you were to get it translated into pidgin...
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ajuma



Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 8:27 am    Post subject: Re: pointless biblical allusion Reply with quote

deffo wrote:
Tomorrow my privates are gonna be making dream catchers with them.


I almost fell out of my chair, laughing at this one!!!! The images that came to mind!!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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