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Which hand do you wipe with?

 
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Which hand do you wipe your bum with?
Right
84%
 84%  [ 11 ]
Left
15%
 15%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 13

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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:19 pm    Post subject: Which hand do you wipe with? Reply with quote

Well?
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jlb



Joined: 18 Sep 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice question Embarassed
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You don't need to know this. Just rephrase the thread title: Are you right- or left-handed?, and that will give you the same information, but without the mental image of posters wiping themselves. (unless that was the whole purpose)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
You don't need to know this. Just rephrase the thread title: Are you right- or left-handed?, and that will give you the same information, but without the mental image of posters wiping themselves. (unless that was the whole purpose)


Well?

Sparkles*_*
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Ekuboko



Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: ex-Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you a scruncher or a folder?

Wink
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, 4 people so far have voted for "right," to which I say:

Ewww! You wipe your bum with your hand?

Childish*_*
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't wipe my bum at all.




















I have a bidet!!!

(they're great. Highly recommended. I now look forward to a pooh!!)
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
I don't wipe my bum at all.




















I have a bidet!!!


Don't you do a wipe anyway? Y'know, just to be sure.

Sparkles*_*
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Captain Corea



Joined: 28 Feb 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I move inot my new place in a few months I am definately getting one of those!
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eamo



Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Don't you do a wipe anyway? Y'know, just to be sure.

Sparkles*_*


Yes. Yes I do.



One can never take the chance that a determined dingleberry has hung on despite the jets best efforts.
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkx
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stumptown



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Paju: Wife beating capital of Korea

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a right handed scruncher. And those bidets are great, they're everywhere in Japan.
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eamo wrote:
I have a bidet!!!


Lucky!


Us less privileged folk need to resort to other means (vis a vis squatting over the drain using the shower nozzle as a makeshift bidet).

Don't get me wrong, i'm not complaining. With the water pressure I get in my apartment, these post-log cutting sessions are like taking a Cyclone 5600 Sandblaster to a moldy, rust riddled drainage ditch. Hell, often times I have to sport the safety goggles and work gloves to protect myslef from the ass debris flying every which way chipping my walls and denting my sink.

When all is said and done though, my balloon knot is cleaner than the pope after a dip in a pool of Javex Bleach for Unbleachables. So clean that when I do the ol' Eamo quality control check with the toilet paper, you can actually hear a squeaking sound (kinda like when you run a squeegie down a sparkling new bay window).

It's so damn clean that you could eat off of it. Which...if I had a moonpie and a special girl with no dignity or morals.....nevermind.
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