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Paji eh Wong

Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 5:38 am Post subject: Straight? Male? Let's get married in Canaduh! |
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The law of unintended consequences always produces interesting results. Here's a doozy.
Two heterosexual fellows in Canada, invoking their rights under Canada's recently passed same-sex marriage legislation, have announced their intentions to marry. Drinking pals Bill Dalrymple, 56, and Bryan Pinn, 65, intend to marry not because they are gay but for the tax breaks. |
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0805/purcell081205.php3
Can't say much about the rest of the article, but that's brilliant.
And remember, it's nobody's business who consenting adults decide to marry. Even if it's two straight guys. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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That's stupid. The politically correct label of same sex marriage should be changed in the law books to 'homosexual couples' (gay is too ambiguous). I can imagine some poor schmuck being suckered into doing the same thing and then end up forking over half his wealth in divorce.
I'm curious. What would happen if a Korean/Canadian gay couple got married in Canada? Would Korea be forced to recognize the union because of some reciprocal agreements with Canada? Could the Canadian get an F-2 visa for living in Korea? Probably not.
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pegpig

Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:39 pm Post subject: |
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Hollywoodaction wrote: |
I'm curious. What would happen if a Korean/Canadian gay couple got married in Canada? Would Korea be forced to recognize the union because of some reciprocal agreements with Canada? Could the Canadian get an F-2 visa for living in Korea? Probably not. |
Impossible situation. There are no homosexual Koreans. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Sure, and kimchi cures SARS.
I've met a few Koreans that have told me they were gay, and they usually tend to be smart and quite fluent in English.
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pegpig

Joined: 10 May 2005
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Sure, and kimchi cures SARS.
I've met a few Koreans that have told me they were gay, and they usually tend to be smart and quite fluent in English. |
Kimchi also prevents homosexuality. That's why there are no homosexuals in Korea. Duh. Now, if someone were to stop eating kimchi for an extended period - perhaps on a trip, it is a distinct possibility that they may acquire homosexuality. So, if you're Korean and you're reading this be wary, be very wary. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Straight? Male? Let's get married in Canaduh! |
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Paji eh Wong wrote: |
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The law of unintended consequences always produces interesting results. Here's a doozy.
Two heterosexual fellows in Canada, invoking their rights under Canada's recently passed same-sex marriage legislation, have announced their intentions to marry. Drinking pals Bill Dalrymple, 56, and Bryan Pinn, 65, intend to marry not because they are gay but for the tax breaks. |
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0805/purcell081205.php3
Can't say much about the rest of the article, but that's brilliant.
And remember, it's nobody's business who consenting adults decide to marry. Even if it's two straight guys. |
You think male/female couples always marry for love and not to abuse the system? Let's start with the subject of "green card" marriages... Does being married really confer a tax break? I always thought when you're married your income is treated as one single income. Hence, your mate's salary is added to your own and taxed at a higher marginal rate. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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Hollywoodaction wrote: |
That's stupid. The politically correct label of same sex marriage should be changed in the law books to 'homosexual couples' (gay is too ambiguous). I can imagine some poor schmuck being suckered into doing the same thing and then end up forking over half his wealth in divorce.
I'm curious. What would happen if a Korean/Canadian gay couple got married in Canada? Would Korea be forced to recognize the union because of some reciprocal agreements with Canada? Could the Canadian get an F-2 visa for living in Korea? Probably not. |
America does not recognize same sex marriages in Canada for the purposes of visa sponsorships etc. So, probably not. |
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cruisemonkey

Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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The law of unintended consequences -
After same-sex couples became legally allowed to marry in B.C., a married lesbian couple found out the hard way there was provision for them in the Divorce Act!
The judge did grant the divorce under British Common Law saying it would be unconstititional not to allow the divorce, but it makes one wonder about the geniuses in the legislature - "Let's see.... if gays & lesbians can get married, isn't it inevitable that....." |
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OiGirl

Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: Hoke-y-gun
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:48 am Post subject: |
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Hollywoodaction wrote: |
I've met a few Koreans that have told me they were gay, and they usually tend to be smart and quite fluent in English. |
Does learning English cause homosexuality? Or is being gay a good way to learn English?  |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Or is being gay a good way to learn English? |
Perhaps extensive kissing cures the 'short tongue problem'. |
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coldcrush
Joined: 02 Apr 2004 Location: melbourne.... Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 4:21 am Post subject: |
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pegpig wrote: |
Kimchi also prevents homosexuality. That's why there are no homosexuals in Korea. Duh. Now, if someone were to stop eating kimchi for an extended period - perhaps on a trip, it is a distinct possibility that they may acquire homosexuality. So, if you're Korean and you're reading this be wary, be very wary. |
Actually, the same gene that makes Koreans susceptible to fan death also makes them impervious to gayness. The Kimchi is merely further protection, as it creates an "air pocket" around the gay cells and stops them reproducing. The germans call it anuskenfraude.
Hope this helps. |
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