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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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 Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:22 pm Post subject: I'm thinking of joining a cult. |
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Life just seems too difficult.
To many worries and concerns.
So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.
Anyone got any suggestions? |
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Bulsajo
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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YES BROTHER.
The Church of Stop Shopping is ready to welcome you.
http://www.revbilly.com/ |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: I'm thinking of joining a cult. |
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| peemil wrote: |
Life just seems too difficult.
To many worries and concerns.
So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.
Anyone got any suggestions? |
How about that chicken rapture cult they were talking about on this forum a ways back?
And, the tradition for free range chickens has been one rooster for 40 hens.  |
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peemil
Joined: 09 Feb 2003
Location: Koowoompa
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| And, the tradition for free range chickens has been one rooster for 40 hens. |
I like those odds... Even still I'd still probably struggle to score. |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Join one! The best part is you don't have to think at all - it makes my brain hurt.  |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.
Also heard the Raeleians were recruiting.
maybe Capt Porr can help you |
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Son Deureo!
Joined: 30 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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If your life has become too difficult you may want to consider the Church of Euthanasia. They have the cure for everything that ails you:
www.churchofeuthanasia.org
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Summer Wine
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: Next to a River
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:09 am Post subject: |
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yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.
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I have to disagree with you. But flame on or give your reasons. I am listening. |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Where's Rteacher?... we need a little feedback here from an enlightened one.  |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| cruisemonkey wrote: |
| Where's Rteacher?... we need a little feedback here from an enlightened one. |
{ahem} What was that? |
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desultude
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: Dangling my toes in the Persian Gulf
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:32 am Post subject: |
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| hogwonguy1979 wrote: |
yeah Christianity, biggest cult of them all. Especially the Pentecostalists.
Also heard the Raeleians were recruiting.
maybe Capt Porr can help you |
Yeah, just what I was thinking.  |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:44 am Post subject: |
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But... but... I thought Dave's was a cult. Isn't it?
Isn't it??!!! |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:50 am Post subject: |
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| Puttin' on my purple robe and Nikes 'as we speak'... anybody got some Koolaid? |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: Re: I'm thinking of joining a cult. |
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| peemil wrote: |
Life just seems too difficult.
Too many worries and concerns.
So, I thought to myself. Why not join a religious cult? Sounds good. You get your meals, you're taken care of and some of them hand around the ol' girls like there is no tomorrow.
Anyone got any suggestions? |
If this thread had been started by jajdude, then maybe I'd take it seriously (though he might not the morning after).
But as soon as I saw "peemil" I knew it was troll behavour. Peemil, you're too cynical and individualistic to do anything of the sort.
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igotthisguitar
Joined: 08 Apr 2003
Location: South Korea (Permanent Vacation)
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| Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
But... but... I thought Dave's was a cult. Isn't it?
Isn't it??!!! |
Technically speaking ... i say yes. Mostly secular overtones, although for those who worship and bow before the all powerful Dave & his wise "priestly" mod minions, something of a more perverse religious aspect i guess.
Culture is by definition composed of numerous cults. This little "virtual community" that we're a part of here simply maintains more of, while not exclusive to, an internet presence. |
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