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Yet Another Sex Thread...
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Sex?
I am waiting until marriage, thank you.
6%
 6%  [ 4 ]
I don't really like sex. Let's talk.
5%
 5%  [ 3 ]
I enjoy sex (including all sorts of activities, not just intercourse)
63%
 63%  [ 37 ]
I enjoy sex, but think of intercourse as the important thing.
8%
 8%  [ 5 ]
Sex is my reason for living.
12%
 12%  [ 7 ]
I'm a neuter.
3%
 3%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 58

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Cedar



Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:46 pm    Post subject: Yet Another Sex Thread... Reply with quote

This poll is for Babayaga so she can see that in fact most people enjoy sex.


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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of course I had to say that "sex is my reason for living," because without it I wouldn't even be here. Or so I've been told.

Let me say also that I'm very proud to carry on the tradition myself.

(Confusingly, there was no simple option of "Yes, please.")


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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wheres the poll for I'd like to have sex but due to a general defective personality and horrible body odour have resigned myself to attempt binary fission if and when i choose to reproduce?
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ulsanchris



Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: take a wild guess

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor.
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ulsanchris wrote:
a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor.


what about the personality disorder?
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The evil penguin wrote:
ulsanchris wrote:
a good bath with a lot of soap will fix your bad odor.


what about the personality disorder?


Dr Ruth says I'll be alright, but she's pretty sure your farked
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finally, a poll about sex which gives us the option of neuter. Box of Pepero coming your way, Cedar.



(Two, in fact.)
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Cedar



Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial, do you need my address, or is this personal delivery and you need directions?
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's fun and sometimes even better than watching hockey or football, but all that emotional stuff people attribute to it is just dumb.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There you have it, straight from the beaver's mouth.

Just curious: How did it compare with those wings of yours? Sorry to say, I never had the pleasure (the wings, I mean), but I heard good things. Some even said that they beat a poke in the eye, which by some definitions would still count as sex.
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
There you have it, straight from the beaver's mouth.

Just curious: How did it compare with those wings of yours? Sorry to say, I never had the pleasure (the wings, I mean), but I heard good things. Some even said that they beat a poke in the eye, which by some definitions would still count as sex.


*muffled giggles*
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deessell



Joined: 08 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where is the option on the poll for "sex with yourself".


As my mother used to say......If you want a job done properly you have to do it yourself
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crazylemongirl



Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

crazylemongirl wrote:
sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good.


This is true, except that, with sex, "all-dressed" is not a popular option; whereas "cheesy" usually works better on the pizza (depending on chemistry, of course).

But, yes, either way you can usually look back and say, "It's been a slice."
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paperbag princess



Joined: 07 Mar 2004
Location: veggie hell

PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sex is better than pizza.
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