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fatpat



Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Location: The bright lights of Namchang

PostPosted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Comedy English Reply with quote

Anyone got any comical uses of English spotted in Korea?

1: The sign over the main entrance of the Young Plaza in Ulsan (large clothing department for young trendies, part of Lotte Department store) proudly proclaiming;

Sense of Styleless

2: The market stalls in our small village selling tshirts for toddlers that bear a detailed desciption of 'White Rhino the most potent and flavourful smoke from Amsterdam"

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
I think these are hilarious and Im sure there are countless millions more.
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the local New Core Outlet there's a furniture store, specializing in beds, called "Morning Wood"
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a wedding service called "Kranki Wedding Services". A cranky wedding? If you've ever watched anyone plan a wedding, they get pretty cranky.
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mercury



Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Location: Pusan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always thought the name 'WOORI BANK" was funny.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi, fatpat. do you like spicy food?
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A woman's area in the mall in my town

"A zone for chaste and modest women"

Cylon Tea: Now dream of tea is distaled each pure drop a tear of joy, a vision of paradise for men lost in their dreams sailing the indian ocean towards new horizons.......wtf
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fatpat



Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Location: The bright lights of Namchang

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sometimes. Not red pepper paste though. Mexican and Indian are tasty.
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teachmeenglish



Joined: 14 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fav has got to be line 1 subway north of Chungyangni which has the english message "please stand back, you may get on the train when the doors are open" now in itself that is fine but then that would suggest that you can NOT get on the subway when teh doors are closed. Why I need to be told i may get on the train when the doors are open as opposed to when they are closed is rather a mystery to me!
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was at Olive & Young and looked down and there was this tissue. It was labelled in english "Vagina wet tissue for the lady". Vagina wet? Do they mean wet tissue for the vagina or do they mean a tissue wet like a vagina? I would have bought it if I was a male without shame. "When you need a truly moist tissue, accept nothing less than a vagina wet tissue..."
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Lizara



Joined: 14 Apr 2004
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I live near "Dr. Whang's Ladies Clinic".
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ajuma



Joined: 18 Feb 2003
Location: Anywere but Seoul!!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite sign in Ulsan is the street sign that says "ground" with the arrow pointing UP!! Only in Ulsan!! Laughing (It's just before the bridge over the TaeHwa river.)

My favorite store names are "Sand and Food" (I'll take the food, please! Hold the sand!) and "Skin Food" both in Cheonan!
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at my sig. That's on the package of a bakery snack product called Bonito. Delicious, btw.
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shalom



Joined: 20 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

edit

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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i still love the BABY HUNT store scattered throughout korea.
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

joe_doufu wrote:
In the local New Core Outlet there's a furniture store, specializing in beds, called "Morning Wood"


The owner has to know the meaning. I can imagine him giggle every time some ajuma says she loves coming to morning wood.

How about 'Dr. Kwak's Oriental Medicine Clinic'. Couldn't have found a more fitting name for such a clinic.
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