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DRAMA OVERKILL · Joined: 12 Apr 2005

"How about you and I go back to my place and get some sh*t on my d*ck???"

Very romantic...

kermo · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 5:26 am Post subject:

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

In Asia, what works is this:

Grab the back of her shirt and flick the tag out. Say, "Just checking to see if you were made in heaven". Worked for me. Works better in the summer, I would think. That's when I did it.

Never used that back home, but I suspect it would get me a slap in the face. Depends on the attitude.

It's a classic, cheesy pick-up line.

kermo · Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2005 8:12 am Post subject:

jacl · Joined: 31 Oct 2005

seoulmon · Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Location: Seoul

Best pick up line ever:

Hi! Do you speak English?

If they like like you, they'll respond. If they don't like you then this gives them a polite exit.

kermo · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:22 am Post subject:

Here's one that failed this weekend:

"I just need someone to cuddle with! I gotta relax! It's like throwing a dice with all sixes and another with all ones! It's gonna come up seven!"

JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

The Guru's Sweeping Generalisations & Reactionary Views On Pickup Lines

1. The whole concept is ridiculously out of date and out of place anywhere but in bad '70s disco movies and Western porn flicks.

2. Men have no business using them today; women have never had any business using them.

3. (As I've mentioned in an earlier post) The same woman will respond positively to any line if she's physically attracted to a guy, and will not give the time of day to a guy using the same line if she isn't.

4. The point of a pickup line is to _pick up_. The dictionary defines "pickup" as a casual encounter with someone with a view to having a sexual relationship. Not rollerblading, not snorkelling, not vegan cooking, not Christian fellowship meetings, but sex. The dictionary is correct.

5. You can pick up in a bar, but bars are for tired old people who have either given up the chase or found someone already. Clubs are where you go to pick up/get picked up. Clubs, if they're any good, are noisy. So noisy that words longer than three syllables and sentences longer than five words are inaudible. (If they are audible, the club sucks and so do you.)

6. (to be continued)

Xerxes · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 1:57 am Post subject:

Baby, I fell in a puddle of you and I got love all over!
Never used that though, except on people I knew and they knew I was joking. That one just cracks me up though just listening to it Laughing

EFLtrainer · Joined: 04 May 2005

**Slluuuuurrp**

Gladiator · Joined: 23 May 2003 Location: Seoul

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

this is a good thread that I didn't notice before- but I've got to dispute people saying that pickup lines don't work, I hardly ever use them but have, in the past, had success with:

"Hi, I've been watching you all night and think you're very beautiful *hands over rose*"
and the even cheesier
"Are you hot in those (PVC) trousers? They're making me hot and I'm not even wearing them"

and my brother once copped off with the rakish
"No names, OK?"

Also the whole bit about a girl knowing within 5 minutes whether they'll sleep with a guy is pure nonsense- I've known girls that weren't into me change their minds after several months, and I've changed my mind about girls too.

A mate of mine had someone use the line "I've got a vasectomy" on her last weekend.

Mashimaro · Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: location, location