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Parodies on the (Attempt at an objective US/Can) Thread

 
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Tiger Beer



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:15 pm    Post subject: Parodies on the (Attempt at an objective US/Can) Thread Reply with quote

I know I could be asking for trouble bringing this up as no doubt some Korean posters will go on about "how robotic and nationalistic" Japanese are, and Japanese will go on about how "annoying, whiney, and stupid" Koreans are. But here goes anyway.

The other day a student came up to me and said "Mr. Kim, you from Korea. Which is better, Korea or Japan?" I told him that I prefer Korea, but a lot of people would probably tell him Japan is better. He asked why, and I couldn't really come up with an answer.

Seriously, what does Japan have that Korea doesn't?

Nicer weather? Have you ever been to Sapparo? (or a dozen other cities in Hokkaido)

Better entertainment industry? Perhaps, but we have access to all the same stuff.

Better porn magazines? Granted. But what the heck do we need a strong porn industry for? I know some Japanese here will say "we have more erotic stuff happening than you". But, why? Sex is sex. You are the ones with schoolgirl uniforms, but we have schoolgirl uniforms too.

Everything else is pretty much even. I could easily make a list of 30 tings that make Korea/Japan better than Canada (and maybe 5 of why Canada is better) But when it comes to seriously comparing Japan to Korea, I'm at a loss.

(let's take it for granted that Koreans in Canadians are pitiful and not include them/us in the argument)

This has been a parady on the famous US/Canada thread.. please add to the thread with your own parody..

I took the original wording of Newbie's http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=52733 here.. just changing the names of the country and other major landmarks. Try to copy the same mispellings like 'tings' and others from the original.. Cool

I recommend similar parodies with Aust/NZ.. Ireland/UK.. Spain/Portugal.. Thailand/Laos.. anywhere really.

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HapKi



Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Location: TALL BUILDING-SEOUL

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uhhh...I'm confused.
Japan, 30 tings, school uniforms, Sapporo beer, them/us?
(head explodes)
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know if I should be insulted, if I should laugh, cry, or just pity you. (so many TINGS to choose from)

I think I mostly pity you for your apparent lack of "a life". So sad.
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think it was a nice try at a humorus post, but the set-up was too elaborately explained for there to be a comedy pay-off... Not bad really - but you're dealing with a tough segment of a tough audience here...
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dulouz



Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wrote an open mike piece about Canadians but I'm not happy with how it turned out. There was a alot of good natured teasing but the core-funny part was about how some Canadian girls talked to me at Geckos and then evaulated me on how thick and unCanadian my accent was. They made me say words that they think Americans say funny and I can't remember what they were except for "garden". I was unware that Canadians think Americans say "garden" oddly. Its like that "aboot/about" thing but reverse.

The funny part was supposed to be when I evaluted them and instead of probing for peculiar mannerisms, I had them repeat highly sexually charged commands and desires of lust and passion. At least its funny in my head.
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Chillin' Villain



Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: Goo Row

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dulouz wrote:
..some Canadian girls talked to me at Geckos and then evaulated me on how thick and unCanadian my accent was. They made me say words that they think Americans say funny and I can't remember what they were except for "garden". I was unware that Canadians think Americans say "garden" oddly. Its like that "aboot/about" thing but reverse.


God, I feel sorry for you having to participate in that conversation. I cringed just mentally picturing it. Seriously.... dorks.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asses. Japan wins. Game over.
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EFLtrainer



Joined: 04 May 2005

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, wait. That wasn't parody....
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Summer Wine



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

For me it just comes down to one reason why Japan is better than Korea from what I have experienced. Wait for it, wait for it, its (drum roll please)

FOOD
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(Aspiring comedians: - please note the very good timing and rhythm of the previous post...)
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SPINOZA



Joined: 10 Jun 2005
Location: $eoul

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Newbie wrote:
I don't know if I should be insulted, if I should laugh, cry, or just pity you. (so many TINGS to choose from)

I think I mostly pity you for your apparent lack of "a life". So sad.


Jesus, man, lighten up! Shocked
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vox



Joined: 13 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A brief encapsulation of the America vs. Canada debate thus far


(thanks to original poster of this pic)
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Newbie



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SPINOZA wrote:
Newbie wrote:
I don't know if I should be insulted, if I should laugh, cry, or just pity you. (so many TINGS to choose from)

I think I mostly pity you for your apparent lack of "a life". So sad.


Jesus, man, lighten up! Shocked


Was that not light? I thought making fun of my own spelling mistake gave the response an airy kind of quality.
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