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Airplane Lavatory Drama

 
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:11 pm    Post subject: Airplane Lavatory Drama Reply with quote

Airplane toilet drama


BNE: An American woman did not need to fasten her seatbelt yesterday on a trans-Atlantic flight from London to New York. While she was sitting on the toilet, a high-pressure vacuum sealed her to the toilet seat, making it impossible for her to stand up.

Last night the woman filed a complaint with United Airlines after her embarrassing ordeal on the Boeing 747 flight.

She got sucked in after pushing the flush button while seated, starting a system to clean the toilet by vacuum. She was a large woman so there were no air spaces between her behind and the toilet seat.

She could not get up by herself and had to sit on the toilet until the flight had landed / so that the airport technicians could help her get loose. ��She was stuck there for over three hours,�� an airline spokesperson explained.


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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh dear
What can the matter be
One fat lady
Stuck to the lavatory"

ROTFL
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That kills that awesome urban legend about some dude getting half his colon sucked out because he was taking a dump on an airplane crapper and flushed while still sitting.
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Draven



Joined: 03 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/toilet.asp
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Didn't they prove this busted on Myth Busters?
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dogbert



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That may be an urban legend, but watch out for swimming pool drains:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=7966487&dopt=Abstract
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Didn't they prove this busted on Myth Busters?


Yeah, I saw that one too. They couldn't get the seal right. First of all, the woman would have to be sitting with the seat up.
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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here I thought I had breaking news. Embarassed My co-worker sent me the article. I guess you can't believe everything you read.
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jin Jin haven't you heard? Keith Urban is gay.
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Pligganease



Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dogbert wrote:
That may be an urban legend, but watch out for swimming pool drains:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=7966487&dopt=Abstract


Anyone know who the plaintiff's attorney on this case was?
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plattwaz



Joined: 08 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The part that gets me into thinking this can't possibly be true, is -- why on earth would you flush an airplane toilet seat while you were still sitting on it?????????
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Wangja



Joined: 17 May 2004
Location: Seoul, Yongsan

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smell limitation?
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bignate



Joined: 30 Apr 2003
Location: Hell's Ditch

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wangja wrote:
Smell limitation?


hahahaha, the patented courtesy flush...... Laughing
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indytrucks



Joined: 09 Apr 2003
Location: The Shelf

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Myth Busters


I love that show, although that Jamie Hyneman (sp?) really gets on my t!ts.

And she is hot:

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periwinkle



Joined: 08 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan The Chainsawman wrote:
Jin Jin haven't you heard? Keith Urban is gay.


Did you know the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?







































There are no gay country music singers. Just like there are no gay cowboys. Razz
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