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The New and Improved Heaven

 
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Are you going to Heaven?
Sure, I believe in the resurrected Christ
50%
 50%  [ 7 ]
Hell no, I want to be where the party's at
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
Nirvana...dude. Chillin with my Dali Lama
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
Don't believe because I'm a sucker
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Can't wait for my 27 virgins...one bomb please.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Mormon...3 Heavens and I am going all the way down.
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Worshipping RTeacher's crazy cat god
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
Hopefully a place where there's no Christians
7%
 7%  [ 1 ]
None of the above
21%
 21%  [ 3 ]
A few of the above
0%
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Total Votes : 14

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fiveeagles



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver

PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:51 am    Post subject: The New and Improved Heaven Reply with quote

Since, everyone was b*tching about Heaven 1, we at Heaven Inc have created Heaven 2. I hope you enjoy the experience.
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Nowhere Man



Joined: 08 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:34 am    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

Is Heaven in the news?

Or are people just sick of you over in the OT forum?

In other words, this crap doesn't belong in the Current Events forum.
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Joo Rip Gwa Rhhee



Joined: 25 May 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:41 am    Post subject: Re: ... Reply with quote

Nowhere Man wrote:
Is Heaven in the news?

Or are people just sick of you over in the OT forum?

In other words, this crap doesn't belong in the Current Events forum.


Actually I think religious posts do belong in the Current Events forum.

Religion like politics is very controversial . The CU forum was made so others would not have to see controversial stuff if they did not want to.
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Bronski



Joined: 17 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Worshipping RTeacher's crazy cat god


"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -Stephen Roberts
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Of the options listed the only one I could vote for was Jesus. (There is no "crazy cat god" associated with my religious beliefs - "Smiling Cat Goddess" is just the title of one of my abstract paintings...)

I also don't understand heaven to be an ultimate destination. For those who make it, it may seem like you're there forever, but after a lifespan of 10,000 years you either make further spiritual progress back to the eternal kingdom of God or you take birth again on an earth planet. Similarly, one lifetime on a hellish planet may seem like forever, but the infinitely compassionate Supreme Lord would never banish any spirt-soul for an eternity. Jesus - or whoever compiled the relevant Biblical verses -apparently used poetic license to stress obedience to laws of God and acceptance of his empowered representative.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sing the wondrous love of Jesus;
sing his mercy and his grace.
In the mansions bright and blessed
he'll prepare for us a place.
Refrain:
When we all get to heaven,
what a day of rejoicing that will be!
When we all see Jesus,
we'll sing and shout the victory!

While we walk the pilgrim pathway,
clouds will overspread the sky;
but when travelling days are over,
not a shadow, not a sigh.
(Refrain)

Let us then be true and faithful,
trusting, serving every day;
just one glimpse of him in glory
will the toils of life repay.
(Refrain>

Onward to the prize before us!
Soon his beauty we'll behold;
soon the pearly gates will open;
we shall tread the streets of gold.
(Refrain)
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fiveeagles



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rteacher wrote:
Of the options listed the only one I could vote for was Jesus. (There is no "crazy cat god" associated with my religious beliefs - "Smiling Cat Goddess" is just the title of one of my abstract paintings...)

I also don't understand heaven to be an ultimate destination. For those who make it, it may seem like you're there forever, but after a lifespan of 10,000 years you either make further spiritual progress back to the eternal kingdom of God or you take birth again on an earth planet. Similarly, one lifetime on a hellish planet may seem like forever, but the infinitely compassionate Supreme Lord would never banish any spirt-soul for an eternity. Jesus - or whoever compiled the relevant Biblical verses -apparently used poetic license to stress obedience to laws of God and acceptance of his empowered representative.


Oh, I am sorry, I thought you said this guy was one cool cat!



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On the other hand



Joined: 19 Apr 2003
Location: I walk along the avenue

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Sure, I believe in the resurrected Christ
Hell no, I want to be where the party's at
Nirvana...dude. Chillin with my Dali Lama
Don't believe because I'm a sucker
Can't wait for my 27 virgins...one bomb please.
Mormon...3 Heavens and I am going all the way down.
Worshipping RTeacher's crazy cat god
Hopefully a place where there's no Christians
None of the above
A few of the above


Actually, I kind of like the way FiveEagles covers all the bases here, in a witty and economical sort of a way.

But I join with those who argue that religion in and of itself isn't really appropriate for this forum. I mean, if religion is a current event, why not art, music, or cooking? Perhaps Five Eagles should try to work his prosletyzation into one of the more "contemporary" topics?
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TheFonz



Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Location: North Georgia

PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:07 am    Post subject: Re: ... Reply with quote

Cool
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