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Headbutt? That ain't no stinking headbutt
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mithridates



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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laogaiguk



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mithridates wrote:


sweet! Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There is only one way to get rid of diving: make it so it is not worthwhile. The penalty kick in soccer is a joke. You get to take your time and kick the ball from a spot that is well within the "area" and nicely centered. Why not dive when you get in the area if you are rewarded with a shot that is much, much easier than the one you were [possibly] going to take? In basketball, people (except in a bonus situation where several team fouls have accumulated) don't get to shoot a foul shot unless you were actually in the act of shooting. Most shooting fouls actually take place closer to the basket than the 15 foot foul line. So it's really better to try and make the shot than fake getting fouled. Soccer rewards people for not trying to shoot, but for falling down in an "area" the size of Central Park. Diving only makes sense in this situation. Also, I find it odd that another player can take the penalty kick other than the one who was fouled. More reason to dive. In hockey, you could watch dozens of games and not ever see a penalty shot. That's because they don't award penalty shots unless it is determined that the player was on a legit break-away and would have had the equivalent of a penalty shot during normal play. Can you imagine if they gave penalty shots for any hooking or interference fouls committed against skaters within 6 meters of the opposition's goalie crease? Hockey players would start flopping around too. When you gain more from a penalty than you do you from normal play, it just makes sense to play for penalties.
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pegpig



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulsucker wrote:
And for the record, a headbutt is delivered to the head.


So, if someone kicks someone in the head, that's a headbutt? You've never heard of someone headbutting a table or the wall. My buddy headbutted a bbq one time. After we pulled him out of the bbq pit he went and tried to eat the picnic table. He was awfully tired after that. It might have been the booze.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pegpig wrote:
seoulsucker wrote:
And for the record, a headbutt is delivered to the head.


So, if someone kicks someone in the head, that's a headbutt? You've never heard of someone headbutting a table or the wall. My buddy headbutted a bbq one time. After we pulled him out of the bbq pit he went and tried to eat the picnic table. He was awfully tired after that. It might have been the booze.


How about you headbutt my fist? That should settle the dispute. Wink [wimp lo]Face to foot style, how'dya like it?[/wimp lo]

No, seriously. I think a headbutt in terms of a person-to-person (or animal) attack is/should be defined as a blow from the neck up, to the neck up.

Inanimate objects are not subject to this rule. My old next door neighbor's mailbox can attest to this. It had more season tackles in street football than any other player on my block.
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Delirium's Brother



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Down for one out for ten, should be the rule. And it they need a stretcher, you're out for the game.

I want to like soccer but the theatrics are too much for me. The Ukrainian stretcher bearers get more field time than the fullbacks.
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poker player



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like some Brits are going to profit from "Zid Vicious"

Less than 48 hours and the Tshirts have already hit the streets.

http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=2136
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Junior



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:33 am    Post subject: Re: Headbutt? That ain't no stinking headbutt Reply with quote

poker player wrote:
What a joke. Here's the infamous headbutt. He looks like he's bowing to the guy-no power at all.

Now compare that to a REAL headbutt from a REAL football game. Look at the angle of the buttee's head. He probably just jumped up like a real man and shook it off.



A real headbutt involves a head, not a safety crash helmet. Why would a "real man" cover himself in protective pads?
if its just violence that qualifies a sport as great, why not simply watch boxing..

Ever heard of rugby? They actually do all that violent stuff without any protective gear. They also have to have greater stamina because they don't get pulled off the field and replaced with a whole new team every 5 minutes.
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otis



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's set the record straight.

Imagine it's the Superbowl. The Panthers and Patriots are playing. The Patriots are down by 2.

The Pats have the ball late in the fourth quarter. Brady is driving them steadily down the field.

Then Brady has a meltdown. He takes off his helmet and hits Brentson Buckner over the head with it.

He's ejected and the Patriots lose.

It's the same thing.

The guy showed no Grace Under Pressure. I don't care what kind of insults they were hurling at him.
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poker player



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ever heard of rugby? They actually do all that violent stuff without any protective gear.


ROTFLMAO I've played both have you? No way they hit as hard in rugby as football and I love rugby but the hitting is done totally differently.
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Junior



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

poker player wrote:

ROTFLMAO I've played both have you? No way they hit as hard in rugby as football and I love rugby but the hitting is done totally differently.


Laughing Laughing people just keep on hitting you for no apparent reason?
maybe you should stick to poker.
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pegpig



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulsucker wrote:
How about you headbutt my fist?


I have an even better idea. How about you fist yourself, butthead? Cool
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seoulsucker



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pegpig wrote:
seoulsucker wrote:
How about you headbutt my fist?


I have an even better idea. How about you fist yourself, butthead? Cool


No way. Today was chilidog day at the school cafeteria.
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pegpig



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

seoulsucker wrote:
pegpig wrote:
seoulsucker wrote:
How about you headbutt my fist?


I have an even better idea. How about you fist yourself, butthead? Cool


No way. Today was chilidog day at the school cafeteria.


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Doogie



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Dad grew up in Glasgow back in the 1950's. Back then it was probably one of the toughest cities in the world. The headbutt was affectionately called the "Glasgow Handshake". Zidane's action was no headbutt. If it was, he would've caved in the Italian's forehead.
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