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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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 Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: How to Wear a Mini Skirt Without Catching a Chill |
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From the people who brought you, "How to spot a boob job" comes
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Mini skirts are back in the summer of 06. Every woman who wants to look gorgeous and beat the heat is wearing one. But beware, mini skirts by the same token offer no protection from howling air conditioners, allowing the chill direct access where you need it least. Wearing mini skirts lowers your body temperature by half a degree Celsius for every 2 cm it gets shorter. The result can be cold hands and feet, and a nippy sensation in the pelvic region.
The cold caused by poor circulation, which in turn is caused by an abnormality in the autonomic nervous system, can cause a variety of gynecological conditions as well as tiredness, indigestion, headache, stomachache and skin allergies. When your abdominal region and bottom are exposed, it cools blood passing through fat layers and the uterus and ovaries, giving rise to menstrual cramps and uterus myoma. And that, some doctors believe, can lead to infertility. �It�s important that women keep themselves warm even in the hot summer days,� says Prof. Kim Min-joung, a gynecologist at Catholic University of Korea�s Holy Family (Sungga) Hopistal. �When you develop the feeling of cold by not taking enough care to keep your body warm, it can cause infertility.�
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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Mini skirts can cause hypothermia in summer!
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: How to Wear a Mini Skirt Without Catching a Chill |
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From the people who brought you, "How to spot a boob job" comes
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Mini skirts are back in the summer of 06. Every woman who wants to look gorgeous and beat the heat is wearing one. But beware, mini skirts by the same token offer no protection from howling air conditioners, allowing the chill direct access where you need it least. Wearing mini skirts lowers your body temperature by half a degree Celsius for every 2 cm it gets shorter. The result can be cold hands and feet, and a nippy sensation in the pelvic region.
The cold caused by poor circulation, which in turn is caused by an abnormality in the autonomic nervous system, can cause a variety of gynecological conditions as well as tiredness, indigestion, headache, stomachache and skin allergies. When your abdominal region and bottom are exposed, it cools blood passing through fat layers and the uterus and ovaries, giving rise to menstrual cramps and uterus myoma. And that, some doctors believe, can lead to infertility. �It�s important that women keep themselves warm even in the hot summer days,� says Prof. Kim Min-joung, a gynecologist at Catholic University of Korea�s Holy Family (Sungga) Hopistal. �When you develop the feeling of cold by not taking enough care to keep your body warm, it can cause infertility.�
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What?
This is exactly why I feel like I can't trust Korean doctors. |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| �It�s important that women keep themselves warm even in the hot summer days,� |
Some of these doctors need to go back to elementary school. Never mind Med school. |
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ttompatz
Joined: 05 Sep 2005
Location: Kwangju, South Korea
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote: |
Mini skirts can cause hypothermia in summer!
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Ya, but only if you are Catholic.... you never see crap like this from a NON-Catholic hospital...
Cross your legs and wear skirts down to your toes... |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Drink herbal tea
You can effectively protect your body by having medicinal teas such as ginger tea and wormwood tea known for their efficacy in protecting the female genitals. They keep your body warm and protect your uterus. |
Wow! I'll never have to wear pants again! |
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Pak Yu Man
Joined: 02 Jun 2005
Location: The Ida galaxy
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:05 am Post subject: |
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So let me get this straight.
Fans can kill people.
Mini-skirts can cause/lead to infertility and/or hyperthermia.
Dam I'm gonna get my Korean medical degree tomorrow. I'll be rich.
So long suckers! |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:05 am Post subject: |
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This is a news to me, too! Minis can cause death by hypothermia in South Korean summer?  And I thought that I knew all about hypothermia, being a Finn and all. Anyway, I'm sure that minis do cause numerous traffic accidents in which scores of innocent men perish every year! |
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Mashimaro
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: location, location
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:28 am Post subject: |
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| I also heard a liberal lashing of kimchi in the panties will starve of the aforementioned genital hypothermia |
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pet lover
Joined: 02 Jan 2004
Location: not in Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:36 am Post subject: |
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Aw come on! Don't you people ever pay attention? Mini-skirts should not be worn in the summer because you can catch a chill. Instead, like every good Korean knows, you should wear them in the WINTER when you are less likely to catch a chill!!!!
Though, I have to say, it's true that menstrual cramps can be worse if you are cold. That's why a lot of women use hot water bottles or a heat pad....warmth makes it better. But, I can't see how it causes infertility. |
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Hyalucent
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: British North America
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| pet lover wrote: |
Aw come on! Don't you people ever pay attention? Mini-skirts should not be worn in the summer because you can catch a chill. Instead, like every good Korean knows, you should wear them in the WINTER when you are less likely to catch a chill!!!!
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  Best post of the day. |
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jinju
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| pet lover wrote: |
Aw come on! Don't you people ever pay attention? Mini-skirts should not be worn in the summer because you can catch a chill. Instead, like every good Korean knows, you should wear them in the WINTER when you are less likely to catch a chill!!!!
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They should be worn all the time. ALL the time. |
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fandeath
Joined: 01 Nov 2004
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Thanks Smee,
..for bringing this article to my attention.
I retired form updating my website years ago, but this article just gave me the motivation I needed to do some serious updates.
The article gave me a good laugh.
I also wonder does this theory apply to people who wear shorts...hmmm... |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| I could walk around naked all day during a Korean summer and still be sweating like George Bush Jr. in a spelling bee. (you southerners will notice what I changed in that joke.) I don't see how having a shorter skirt can actually change your body temperature by a whole degree celsius. Seems so unlikely and.. unfair! I'm always so hot! |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:45 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| I could walk around naked all day during a Korean summer and still be sweating like George Bush Jr. in a spelling bee. (you southerners will notice what I changed in that joke.) I don't see how having a shorter skirt can actually change your body temperature by a whole degree celsius. Seems so unlikely and.. unfair! I'm always so hot! |
Sure, but you don't have a uterus to worry about. Protect the uterus at all costs! |
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