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JongnoGuru · Joined: 25 May 2004 Location: peeing on your doorstep

http://www.deathclock.com/

Welcome to the Death Clock™, the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock™ will remind you just how short life is. To view your Death Clock, simply complete the fields in the form and hit the “Check Your Death Clock” button.

So dear Dave's ESL Cafe reader, tell us how soon we should start making arrangements.

Dan The Chainsawman · Joined: 05 May 2005

40 years left baby!!! come on I know I an squeeze some more living out of my washed up walking corpse of a body!

VanIslander · Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:44 am Post subject:

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Shocked

...

...

So I go and change my recent "pessimism" to my usual state of "optimism" and it shows:

Friday, April 28, 2062

Exclamation

a 48 year difference!

endofthewor1d · Joined: 01 Apr 2003 Location: the end of the wor1d.

the difference quitting smoking will have amounts to little over one year for me. that's good news.

i'm glad i'm not sadistic, or else i'd have less than four years to live.

pegpig · Joined: 10 May 2005

Friday, August 5, 2039. I guess I can live with that - er...until that. Just shy of my 74th birthday. Interestingly, that's where my dad's sitting now - 73.5. Shocked

I think I'll call home.

ThePoet · Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:00 am Post subject:

There is no way I am going to live to be 87!

Poet

flotsam · Joined: 28 Mar 2006

This one was done already. Forget what that OP was titled, though.

Milwaukiedave · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong

Yeah it's nice when we have to constantely rehash topics.

krats1976 · Joined: 14 May 2003

Really? I missed it if it was done before.

Me:

Saturday, September 6, 2064

I'll be 88 1/2 years old. Dang. I'd always figured I'd die young. Confused

That's what I get for being optimistic. Wink

canuckistan · Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject:

I'm supposed to live to 93 years old--AAaaak!

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

The algorithm is calculating your life expectancy based on the assumption that you're living in the states. For those of you long-term in Korea make sure you put it on the 'pessimistic' setting.

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

Friday, October 6, 2017

That sounds about right for the men in my family. I would like to delay it till after October, which is my favorite month. Who do we see about doing that?

RACETRAITOR · Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea

That's brutal.

Hollywoodaction · Joined: 02 Jul 2004

2067, but the clock doesn't factor in the fact that I drive on Korean roads.

neandergirl · Joined: 23 Jun 2005

February 18, 2067 - 6 months short of 102.

Change the mode to sadistic and I've been pushing up the daisies for over two years. Damn birds.