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Korean teas: "effective in protecting the uterus"
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Junior



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:19 am    Post subject: Korean teas: "effective in protecting the uterus" Reply with quote

How to Wear a Mini Skirt Without Catching a Chill

Drink herbal tea

You can effectively protect your body by having medicinal teas such as ginger tea and wormwood tea known for their efficacy in protecting the female genitals. They keep your body warm and protect your uterus.

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200608/200608160019.html


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Smee



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew that was from the Chosun Ilbo without even clicking on the topic.

Do they run these stories in Korean, too, or is it only for the benefits of 외국놈?
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Big_Bird



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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effective in protecting the female uterus


The question has to be asked....is there any other kind of uterus? Shocked
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Smee



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
�It�s important that women keep themselves warm even in the hot summer days,� says Prof. Kim Min-joung, a gynecologist at Catholic University of Korea�s Holy Family (Sungga) Hopistal. �When you develop the feeling of cold by not taking enough care to keep your body warm, it can cause infertility.�
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Junior



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote



"Our wise ancestors fought fire with fire: they ate hot food to protect their body "

"Wearing mini skirts lowers your body temperature by half a degree Celsius for every 2 cm it gets shorter. The result can be cold hands and feet, and a nippy sensation in the pelvic region."
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Hollywoodaction



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Our wise ancestors fought fire with fire: they ate hot food to protect their body from being weakened in hot summer days."

As opposed to those stupid foreigners who cook their food to kill bacteria and enhance flavors.


Pass me the barf bucket.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, it's worked for me so far.
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JeJuJitsu



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

God, Koreans are just stupid.
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djsmnc



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Junior wrote:



Was the journalist hiding in a sewer drain or behind a bush?
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Smee



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Korean teas: Effective in preventing breast.s?
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Boodleheimer



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a chinese girl told me not to wash my hair every day. because it's bad for your ___________________












the answer: ovaries!!! not sure if it transfers to 'nads on men, but don't wash that hair and keep your ovaries healthy!
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Privateer



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries.
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Paji eh Wong



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone knows, ladies, that Chuck Norris is your uteri's first, last, and best line of defence.
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JeJuJitsu



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Privateer wrote:
Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries.


Hmmm, one of my K-Girlfreinds thinks her hair grows "really fast" because she thinks about sex too much. Yes, she really thinks this, and is trying to discipline herself to think less about sex.
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Son Deureo!



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PostPosted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JeJuJitsu wrote:
Privateer wrote:
Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries.


Hmmm, one of my K-Girlfreinds thinks her hair grows "really fast" because she thinks about sex too much. Yes, she really thinks this, and is
trying to discipline herself to think less about sex.


It sounds like she's trying to tell you something there, pardner. Wink
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