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Horangi Munshin
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 Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:34 pm Post subject: New Zealanders look at this |
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A New Zealander dies and goes to Heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a huge
wall of clocks behind him.
"What are all those clocks?" he asks.
St Peter answers, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," says the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responds: "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Amazing" says the man. "Where's Helen Clark's lie-clock?"
"Helen Clark's clock is in Jesus' office, " St Peter says. "He's
using it as a ceiling fan." |
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gang ah jee
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Who's Helen Clark? |
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oni
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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| She's NZ Prime Minister |
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gang ah jee
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:46 pm Post subject: |
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| She's NZ Prime Minister |
Source? |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: New Zealanders look at this |
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| Horangi Munshin wrote: |
A New Zealander dies and goes to Heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a huge
wall of clocks behind him.
"What are all those clocks?" he asks.
St Peter answers, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," says the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responds: "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Amazing" says the man. "Where's Helen Clark's lie-clock?"
"Helen Clark's clock is in Jesus' office, " St Peter says. "He's
using it as a ceiling fan." |
Jokes are usually most funny when they have a ring of truth about them. So this joke would be much better using Don Brash, a man who's been totally busted as a corrupt politician... |
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cbclark4
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Location: Masan
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
| Who's Helen Clark? |
My Auntie?
cbc |
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Gaber
Joined: 23 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Heh heh, Yeah Brash got pretty pwned this week. Good ridance to bad economists. (Well actually he was a pretty good economist. Should have stuck with it) |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Right, he should have stuck with being an economist. My dad knows Nicky Hagar, the guy who wrote the book that busted him... |
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Horangi Munshin
Joined: 06 Apr 2003
Location: Busan
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:52 pm Post subject: Re: New Zealanders look at this |
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| Satori wrote: |
| Horangi Munshin wrote: |
A New Zealander dies and goes to Heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a huge
wall of clocks behind him.
"What are all those clocks?" he asks.
St Peter answers, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," says the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."
"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responds: "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."
"Amazing" says the man. "Where's Helen Clark's lie-clock?"
"Helen Clark's clock is in Jesus' office, " St Peter says. "He's
using it as a ceiling fan." |
Jokes are usually most funny when they have a ring of truth about them. So this joke would be much better using Don Brash, a man who's been totally busted as a corrupt politician... |
That's exactly what I was thinking when I got the joke in an email. I didn't have time to edit it while posting it, before I went to class. The person who send it to me must be anti-labour or something. Like you mentioned in another thread Satori. 'NZ is doing well with a Labour government.' I agree with you there. My family back home are better off these days. |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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Thats good to hear mate, seems we can be friends after all then, I thought you were a nat...  |
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Horangi Munshin
Joined: 06 Apr 2003
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:01 am Post subject: |
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| Thats good to hear mate, seems we can be friends after all then, I thought you were a nat... |
Oh God no!!!
A guy at uni sitting next to me on the fourth floor balcony of the library one lunchtime told me he was in the young nationals!! At the time Winston Peters was on campus talking and getting heckled a lot. I just didn't know what to say.  |
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huffdaddy
Joined: 25 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:13 am Post subject: |
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| gang ah jee wrote: |
| oni wrote: |
| She's NZ Prime Minister |
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 I thought you were in NZ?
http://www.primeminister.govt.nz/
Look familiar? |
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rawiri
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Location: Lovely day for a fire drill.
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:50 am Post subject: |
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| He was kidding.Georgina Byers for PM i say! |
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Satori
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:28 am Post subject: |
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Yeah! Looks like she doesn't do things by halves. A person who could really get things done...  |
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Satori
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| Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:29 am Post subject: |
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Or this guy in a few years. |
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