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I fancy a rough shag in my bowl...

 
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Brocky



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:39 am    Post subject: I fancy a rough shag in my bowl... Reply with quote

Firstly, for those of you who thought I wanted a quick fumble up the Jamey Bulford, I am sorry to dissappoint.

However, for those of you who pipped the reference to the wonders of straight necked briar abuse I am in need of your expert assistance. I am out of tobacco and I need to find a tobacconist in SK that sells it loose cut. I know that people here like oriental tobacco, but IMHO its too much sniff, not enough puff. I am an afficionado for black cherry exclusive back home and I would loathe having to have my baccy sent half way round the world, just for a quick puff.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I know it exists as I have seen at least one Waygook pleasuring himself on the halflings weed. But I was too pissed and far too knackered to ask him at the time.
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Octavius Hite



Joined: 28 Jan 2004
Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hamiliton Hotel, in the shopping mall section on the second floor they have a smoke shop. My mates buy there all the time, a little pricey but thats the only place I know.
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:27 pm    Post subject: Re: I fancy a rough shag in my bowl... Reply with quote

Brocky wrote:
Firstly, for those of you who thought I wanted a quick fumble up the Jamey Bulford, I am sorry to dissappoint.

However, for those of you who pipped the reference to the wonders of straight necked briar abuse I am in need of your expert assistance. I am out of tobacco and I need to find a tobacconist in SK that sells it loose cut. I know that people here like oriental tobacco, but IMHO its too much sniff, not enough puff. I am an afficionado for black cherry exclusive back home and I would loathe having to have my baccy sent half way round the world, just for a quick puff.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I know it exists as I have seen at least one Waygook pleasuring himself on the halflings weed. But I was too pissed and far too knackered to ask him at the time.


Wow, I didn't know there was anyone left who still smoked a pipe.

ilovebdt
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Brocky



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone want a Werther's original?

Although I may look like a 22 year old I am actually 73. I have fond memories of stuffing the hun, often lapsing into daydreams of dame vera lynn, good ol' harry and remembering when thora hird used to be fit.
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ilovebdt



Joined: 03 Jun 2005
Location: Nr Seoul

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brocky wrote:
Anyone want a Werther's original?

Although I may look like a 22 year old I am actually 73. I have fond memories of stuffing the hun, often lapsing into daydreams of dame vera lynn, good ol' harry and remembering when thora hird used to be fit.


Please I like those things.

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re:cursive



Joined: 04 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got 150 grams of unopened Champion Ruby I'm considering parting with.
It's interesting to see the response from locals when I pull out the pouch and papers and start rolling.
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Jomtien



Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, the Hamilton is the place to go. But next time you're home, stock up.
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Brocky



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Next time I'm home! That's 11-5 months away old bean! Anyway I'm off to Sandhurst when I get back so I'll have to quit this smoking malarkey before then or else I'll be due a good shafting from my colour sargeant.

I'll make a beeline for the Hamilton tomorrow, if it does'nt live up to my expectations I may have to consider a rather drastic operation involving black cherry exclusive and inter-continental travel.
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superacidjax



Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any place to buy french cigarettes? Like Gitanes? I joined the French Resistance when I lived in Paris and am craving those bastardly smokes! Thanks for any help.. Oh, an I'm in Seoul. Bundang actually. Migeum specifically.
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

France?
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Brocky



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm residing in Seohyon, but judging from my experience of itaewon (a cold, dirty smudge of a place) I would be incredibly surprised if you could find a pack of Gitanes. Your best bet is to use an e-tobacconist of some sorts.
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rothkowitz



Joined: 27 Apr 2006

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or tobacco leaves even?

We used to roll them up in the Sudan you know.Oh,it was a massacre there.Those fuzzy-wuzzies....they don't like it up 'em.
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Brocky



Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Oh,it was a massacre there.


Obviously this statement was not in the best of taste, although I'm sure you could have devised a pun. The protagonists being the 'janjaweed militia' and all.
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superacidjax



Joined: 17 Oct 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchieluver wrote:
France?


Yeah, Paris, France.
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