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Brocky

Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:39 am Post subject: I fancy a rough shag in my bowl... |
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Firstly, for those of you who thought I wanted a quick fumble up the Jamey Bulford, I am sorry to dissappoint.
However, for those of you who pipped the reference to the wonders of straight necked briar abuse I am in need of your expert assistance. I am out of tobacco and I need to find a tobacconist in SK that sells it loose cut. I know that people here like oriental tobacco, but IMHO its too much sniff, not enough puff. I am an afficionado for black cherry exclusive back home and I would loathe having to have my baccy sent half way round the world, just for a quick puff.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. I know it exists as I have seen at least one Waygook pleasuring himself on the halflings weed. But I was too pissed and far too knackered to ask him at the time. |
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Octavius Hite

Joined: 28 Jan 2004 Location: Househunting, looking for a new bunker from which to convert the world to homosexuality.
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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Hamiliton Hotel, in the shopping mall section on the second floor they have a smoke shop. My mates buy there all the time, a little pricey but thats the only place I know. |
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ilovebdt

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:27 pm Post subject: Re: I fancy a rough shag in my bowl... |
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Brocky wrote: |
Firstly, for those of you who thought I wanted a quick fumble up the Jamey Bulford, I am sorry to dissappoint.
However, for those of you who pipped the reference to the wonders of straight necked briar abuse I am in need of your expert assistance. I am out of tobacco and I need to find a tobacconist in SK that sells it loose cut. I know that people here like oriental tobacco, but IMHO its too much sniff, not enough puff. I am an afficionado for black cherry exclusive back home and I would loathe having to have my baccy sent half way round the world, just for a quick puff.
Any help would be greatly appreciated. I know it exists as I have seen at least one Waygook pleasuring himself on the halflings weed. But I was too pissed and far too knackered to ask him at the time. |
Wow, I didn't know there was anyone left who still smoked a pipe.
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Brocky

Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone want a Werther's original?
Although I may look like a 22 year old I am actually 73. I have fond memories of stuffing the hun, often lapsing into daydreams of dame vera lynn, good ol' harry and remembering when thora hird used to be fit. |
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ilovebdt

Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Location: Nr Seoul
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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Brocky wrote: |
Anyone want a Werther's original?
Although I may look like a 22 year old I am actually 73. I have fond memories of stuffing the hun, often lapsing into daydreams of dame vera lynn, good ol' harry and remembering when thora hird used to be fit. |
Please I like those things.
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re:cursive
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:57 am Post subject: |
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I've got 150 grams of unopened Champion Ruby I'm considering parting with.
It's interesting to see the response from locals when I pull out the pouch and papers and start rolling. |
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Jomtien
Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:13 am Post subject: |
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Yes, the Hamilton is the place to go. But next time you're home, stock up. |
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Brocky

Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:50 am Post subject: |
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Next time I'm home! That's 11-5 months away old bean! Anyway I'm off to Sandhurst when I get back so I'll have to quit this smoking malarkey before then or else I'll be due a good shafting from my colour sargeant.
I'll make a beeline for the Hamilton tomorrow, if it does'nt live up to my expectations I may have to consider a rather drastic operation involving black cherry exclusive and inter-continental travel. |
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superacidjax

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Any place to buy french cigarettes? Like Gitanes? I joined the French Resistance when I lived in Paris and am craving those bastardly smokes! Thanks for any help.. Oh, an I'm in Seoul. Bundang actually. Migeum specifically. |
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Kimchieluver

Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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France? |
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Brocky

Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:44 am Post subject: |
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I'm residing in Seohyon, but judging from my experience of itaewon (a cold, dirty smudge of a place) I would be incredibly surprised if you could find a pack of Gitanes. Your best bet is to use an e-tobacconist of some sorts. |
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rothkowitz
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Or tobacco leaves even?
We used to roll them up in the Sudan you know.Oh,it was a massacre there.Those fuzzy-wuzzies....they don't like it up 'em. |
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Brocky

Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Location: DPRGBSK, The Democratic Peoples Republic of Great Britain in South Korea
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:23 am Post subject: |
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Oh,it was a massacre there. |
Obviously this statement was not in the best of taste, although I'm sure you could have devised a pun. The protagonists being the 'janjaweed militia' and all. |
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superacidjax

Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Kimchieluver wrote: |
France? |
Yeah, Paris, France. |
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