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blondebecky
Joined: 22 Jul 2006
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:39 am Post subject: Man marries dog |
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A man in southern India has married a female dog in a traditional Hindu ceremony in a bid to atone for stoning two dogs to death, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.
The 33-year-old man married the sari-draped dog at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu on Sunday after an astrologer said it was the only way to cure himself of a disability, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported.
P. Selvakumar told the paper that he had been suffering since he stoned two dogs to death and strung them up in a tree 15 years ago.
"After that my legs and hands got paralysed and I lost hearing in one ear," the paper quoted him as saying.
Family members chose a stray female dog named Selvi, who was then bathed and clothed for the ceremony.
The groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun, the paper said.
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This has to be the weirdest thing I've read in the newspaper for a long time...I wonder if the bitch was attractive?  |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:54 am Post subject: |
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Totaly LMAO!!! That is the funniest thing ever. Ha ha, that is so hilarious.  |
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tzechuk

Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:34 am Post subject: |
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I wonder if the marriage will be consummated..... |
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halfmanhalfbiscuit
Joined: 13 Oct 2007 Location: Seoul
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SuperFly

Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: In the doghouse
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:01 am Post subject: |
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I'd Wike the mods to wock this thwead. I'm feewing awfuwwy wonewy wight now...
##$&#@ wacists! |
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butlerian

Joined: 04 Sep 2006 Location: Korea
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, but he was forced. This guy did it voluntarily! |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:16 am Post subject: |
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Is it a Saint Bernard or a Chihuahua?
Mastiff or toy poddle?
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:28 am Post subject: |
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Any pictures of the wedding between a man and a dog? I really have to get my laugh and just die laughing about this one. Very funny. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:38 am Post subject: |
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How many of the well wishers muttered about "this is never going to last"?
Still an easy day for the ushers:
"Bride or groom?"
"Woof!"
"Ok to the right there" |
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tzechuk

Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:06 am Post subject: |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:36 am Post subject: |
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What a mutt! |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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tzechuk wrote: |
I wonder if the marriage will be consummated..... |
This is the idiom we used to describe people who go to work and do nothing. |
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nobbyken

Joined: 07 Jun 2006 Location: Yongin ^^
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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SuperFly wrote: |
I'd Wike the mods to wock this thwead. I'm feewing awfuwwy wonewy wight now...
##$&#@ wacists! |
Wait for a paralysed woman with the loss of hearing in one ear who killed a couple'a stray dogs to sweep you off your paws. Then you're in business! |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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At least he knows he married a bitch. |
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