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garfield_jesse



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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think Redrose said that she was lascivious ... just joking Laughing Laughing .
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

garfield_jesse wrote:
I think Redrose said that she was lascivious ...

Oh she is - no doubt!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bob S. wrote:
Mmm, a nice refreshing blend of vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, and cranberry juice. One of those for you and an orgasm for her. Or maybe you'd prefer a straight up blow job (hands free, of course). And get her between the sheets while you go naked. A nice way to toast an anniversary.


I'm 24 now but i still feel a little bit shy when i read what you wrote Bob S, too detailed Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

garfield_jesse wrote:

I'm 24 now but i still feel a little bit shy when i read what you wrote Bob S, too detailed Laughing Laughing Laughing


Yeah! Bob's posts are detailed and intelligent, and SEXY! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello guys!

I actually didn't give him "sex on th beach! I am sorry, but I was not prepared for that! haha! Laughing

Hey! I cannot believe that a future monk is advising me to have sex? Are you kidding me? Confused

If not, that is great! I mean, it is difficult to find someone who wants to be a monk or a nun! It is just that I have no idea about how do these people feel before decide they want to be monks or nun? Do they feel the same way as anybody else?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ayita20 wrote:
It is just that I have no idea about how do these people feel before decide they want to be monks or nun? Do they feel the same way as anybody else?
Wink


I don't know about anyone else in this case. but as for me, I definitely don't wanna be a nun, unless there are a lot of handsome men living around me. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose wrote:
I definitely don't wanna be a nun, unless there are a lot of handsome men living around me. Laughing


Why? Are you afraid of handsome men?

Laughing Laughing Laughing Or there are a lot of handsome men living around you make you difficult to choose the one ??? Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can collect all the advices and do in one night!

how about?

try it?!
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garfield_jesse



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NeoYu wrote:
You can collect all the advices and do in one night!

how about?

try it?!


Choose one of them that you think it's suitable for you not do all the advices in one night
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

garfield_jesse wrote:
RedRose wrote:
I definitely don't wanna be a nun, unless there are a lot of handsome men living around me. Laughing


Why? Are you afraid of handsome men?

Laughing Laughing Laughing Or there are a lot of handsome men living around you make you difficult to choose the one ??? Mr. Green Mr. Green Mr. Green


No, I mean, if many handsome men live around me, I will be very happy. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing I rather think you would like to give this to the beautiful men:



If you follow the recipe it will look like this:
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ayita20 wrote:
Hello guys!

I actually didn't give him "sex on th beach! I am sorry, but I was not prepared for that! haha! Laughing

Sad

Ayita20 wrote:
Hey! I cannot believe that a future monk is advising me to have sex? Are you kidding me? Confused

yeah that was not true!!!
Ayita20 wrote:

If not, that is great! I mean, it is difficult to find someone who wants to be a monk or a nun! It is just that I have no idea about how do these people feel before decide they want to be monks or nun? Do they feel the same way as anybody else?
Wink

I will never be a monk Laughing Because I can't Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

garfield_jesse wrote:
Bob S. wrote:
A nice way to toast an anniversary.
I'm 24 now but i still feel a little bit shy when i read what you wrote Bob S, too detailed Laughing Laughing Laughing
Um, I'm talking about going out for drinks, c0cktails, imbibing adult beverages. (hint: click on the embedded links in the text) What were YOU thinking about? Naughty girl. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing You know, Bob S. and I, we are talking about alcohol drinks. Sex-on-the-Beach, "orgasm", "blowjob", they are only names of alcohol receipts.

Bob S.'s link #1 wrote:
Orgasm
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz white Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Vodka
1 oz Light cream
Mixing instructions:
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled *beep* glass, and serve.


Bob S.'s link #2 wrote:
Blow Job #2
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Ingredients:
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz Irish cream (Bailey's)
Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Layer the butterscotch schnapps and Irish Cream by pouring the Irish Cream over the back of a spoon. Spray the Whipped cream on top, pile it about 1-2 inches high. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back.

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Ayita20



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRose, garfield_jesse:

Girls, I completely agree with you! I won�t be a nun either� I love boys! Well, right now I love just my boyfriend! However, boys and girls together are a great combination! I like this idea more than think that girls are better than boys, or boys are better than girls� Laughing

ad-miral, Bob S.

We started to think that you had an obssesion with �Sex on the beach�? ha-ha Shocked

hoshi

My boyfriend was sad, too! (Because I didn�t want to give him sex on the beach) I was surprised! Hey and why cannot you be a monk? Confused

All,

Does someone want to show me how to post images on the forum? I wanted to do that in other forum, some pictures about boys! Nevertheless, I could not Crying or Very sad

garfield_jesse:
Do you like Garfield (the orange cat, which spends his time bothering Oddie and eating)? Or is your name just a coincidence Question
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