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Pyongshin Sangja



Joined: 20 Apr 2003
Location: I love baby!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone know Kid's College?

Anyone see anything wrong with that name?
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matthewwoodford



Joined: 01 Oct 2003
Location: Location, location, location.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

erlyn wrote:
Our school has stickers that say, "You did good job!"


Articles, people. That's all I ask.


Couldn't agree more. Even the wrong articles would be something. Complete absence of articles grates.

I know the rules are complicated. Anyone know any good lessons on articles?
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Corporal



Joined: 25 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why do Korean teachers give the kids English names that they don't even know how to spell? I have a Jully, a Jacky, a Tomas (mind you that could be Polish), a Cen Shocked a Rori, and a girl named Joel.

Irks the crap outta me.

And the bank machine that says: "Take your receipt and so cash would be gotten out of the ATM." Evil or Very Mad
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justagirl



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Cheonan/Portland

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have my favorite notebook that declares, "I'm a crap!" Makes me feel special every time I see it.
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oneiros



Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Location: Villa Straylight

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Corporal wrote:
Why do Korean teachers give the kids English names that they don't even know how to spell? I have a Jully, a Jacky, a Tomas (mind you that could be Polish), a Cen Shocked a Rori, and a girl named Joel.

Irks the crap outta me.

And the bank machine that says: "Take your receipt and so cash would be gotten out of the ATM." Evil or Very Mad

That one's my favourite. Makes me giggle everytime I'm at the ATM.

On the theme of names, I had a boy named Jennifer once.

Right now I have a boy with the popular English name, Jinny.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some bad names indeed, or bad spellings.

But if that's what they want...?

Names like "Beckham" and "Eminem"

"Stephany" (she insisted on that spelling)

"Remix" "Ostin" (meant to be after "Stone Cold Steve Austin")

"Jeniffer" (usually spelled that way)

"Pocahantas" "Stick" "Stamp"

etc....
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canadian_in_korea



Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep your eyes open when you are on the bus, a few days ago I was looking out the window when the bus just happened to stop by a street sign that read "Little Sisters of the Poop".
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canadian_in_korea



Joined: 20 Jun 2004
Location: South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

keep your eyes open when you are on the bus, a few days ago I was looking out the window when the bus just happened to stop by a street sign that read "Little Sisters of the Poop".
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jazblanc77



Joined: 22 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ratslash wrote:
and you think the people who walk round wearing t-shirts with english wrote on them knows what it says? i think not. i've seen one once that said "love you long time".....


Maybe you should make t-shirts! Are you teaching English here? I sure hope not! Shocked Rolling Eyes
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jazblanc77



Joined: 22 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
More often than not, it's the printer/lithographer that makes the mistakes.

I did the pamphlet for our school and when we got a sample back from the printer, he had made all kinds of mistakes....I corrected them, but even when we got our shipment, there was a new error.

The printers aren't careful enough, making proof-reading efforts in vain.


I would agree with this. I had to have my wedding invitations reprinted two times because they couldn't even copy what I had written out for them onto their computer.

I had a laugh, and a shock, when Ii, Ll, and the number 1 became interchangeable characters, for example!!! Shocked

On a side note though, there is a new school in town that has dubbed itself "Sori English". Everytime I see their bus, I kill myself laughing as I think of random encounters with people who only know how to say, "I'm sorry!". I can't believe they didn't think of this nuance in their school name. Laughing
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Zenpickle



Joined: 06 Jan 2004
Location: Anyang -- Bisan

PostPosted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Names???

Try "Skeletor."

We had a temp teacher (a member of this board, BTW) who named a kid Skeletor. Later, I got them to change his name to Jimmy, but the kid wanted to change it back to Skeletor. I think the parents were consulted on this and were told that Skeletor is not a common name for boys in America, so they eventually changed it to something else.

I do miss starting report cards with, "Skeletor is a good kid..."

We also have a kid named "Dumbo." We have tried in the past to get his parents to change his name, but they refuse. And it's not like they're not aware of its negative connotation, since his older sister is a genius and knows full well what his name means.

I guess it only balances my karma if I send my kid to a Korean language school and give him the Korean name "Babo."

jajdude wrote:
Some bad names indeed, or bad spellings.

But if that's what they want...?

Names like "Beckham" and "Eminem"

"Stephany" (she insisted on that spelling)

"Remix" "Ostin" (meant to be after "Stone Cold Steve Austin")

"Jeniffer" (usually spelled that way)

"Pocahantas" "Stick" "Stamp"

etc....
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canukteacher



Joined: 21 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do a lot of proofing and editing. Some of the English articles that these guys are trying to submit to Academic Journals and the like is astounding. I think part of the problem is that they do their writing in Korean. It is then translated by a Korean into English. You know the rest of the story.

Secondly, Koreans don't seem to understand that there are certain rules, etc. that must be followed (in any language). Many of them simply refuse to master what seems to them to be small details. For example....using articles, paying attention to when they should be adding an /s/ and the list goes on.

I tell my students...........native speakers will probably understand your bad English but they will laugh at you behind your back. They will respect you if you make an effort to get the "small" details right. Some understand my message, many cannot be botherd.

When you have those in the industry getting it wrong is it little wonder that the students do?

JMHO

CT
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Saxiif



Joined: 15 May 2003
Location: Seongnam

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gypsyfish wrote:
Son Deureo! wrote:
Yeah, my favorite was "Just Do Me" on a 5-year old boy. Shocked


Aaugh! I saw the same one. I wonder if it was the same kid? Shocked

Bah! Nothing can compare with the "easy girl" t-shirts! Nothing!
And in my old school the english rooms were labelled "1st" "2st" 3st"...

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I do miss starting report cards with, "Skeletor is a good kid..."

I was *this* close to naming one kid Zaphod, but I did have fun with names like Olaf and Franz Very Happy I wanted to go on a German kick but now I don't get to name any more my kids Sad
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schwa



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Yap

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Saxiif"] And in my old school the english rooms were labelled "1st" "2st" 3st"... [quote]

I see 1th, 2th, 3th more commonly. I like signs that say "2th apartment," "2th temple," etc.

My hagwon classrooms were fruit names: apple, papaya, starwberry [sic], & so on. Last expansion I think they must have been running low on the snazzy wooden cut-out letters -- the last classroom was named "eel."
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mog



Joined: 06 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think there is a problem with me when I go to work HOPING to see something I can put on th.is thread.. Exclamation
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